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Scarlett is brilliant

Scarlett Johansson must love being in movies because she’s sure in a lot of them. She’s in so many movies that they aren’t even events anymore (were they ever?) THE NANNY DIARIES was just a little blip on the film...
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Meet Lana Wachowski

UPDATE – Fox News has confirmed via SPEED RACER producer Joel Silver that there’s no truth to the story that Larry Wachowski is now a woman. Still a tripod. Proceed… I’ll keep this story short and sweet. Real sweet. Apparently...
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Saw IV teaser

Considering I’m not a fan of the SAW franchise, I’ve written a helluva a lot of stories about the upcoming SAW IV. And here’s another. The teaser was just released, and although we’re not shown a lot, there’s a banging...
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Chevalier first look

A short time ago, in a galaxy very, very close (it’s actually this one) I posted a story about a Wes Anderson short film that was a prologue to his upcoming THE DARJEELING LIMITED. The film is called HOTEL CHEVALIER,...
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Bulletproof babies!

As we all know, being a baby can be deadly. Everybody wants a piece of your pacifier. That’s why the geniuses bulletproofbaby.nethave created a series of weapons and defense gear specifically towards babies. Just think, if you had their bulletproof...
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Eastwood to act again?

When Clint Eastwood turned down the lead in Paul Haggis’ upcoming IN THE VALLEY OF ELAH, (Tommy Lee Jones eventually got the part) rumours began swirling about his future in front of the camera? Was Eastwood retiring as an actor?...
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New Saw IV poster

Well, well, well, if it isn’t the infamous pig lady. I thought we saw the last of you when that SAW IV still was
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New Sleuth poster

Based on the new SLEUTH poster , you’d think that Kenneth Branagh and Harold Pinter were both starring in the movie, alongside Michael Caine and Jude Law. But you’d be mistaken, because the two British legends are the director and...
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Elijah gone wild!

Who wants to see Elijah Wood go mental on a bizarre show called YO GABBA GABBA? I don’t know what he’s doing here, but it’s always fun to see the guy who played Frodo dance around with a bunch of...
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Meet Juno everyone!

Michael Cera is on his way to becoming a huge star. Not only because of his undeniable talent, but because it looks like he knows quality when he sees it. He’s already starred in one of the funniest TV shows...
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