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Resident Evil poster

Was the last RESIDENT EVIL movie such a success that it warranted a third? With a 50 million dollar domestic gross the answer is no, it was not, so why a group of supposedly skilled professionals must pool their talents...
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Pirates 3 effects pic

A few days ago I posted a picture that showed Orlando Bloom swimming in a sea of balls on the set of PIRATES OF THE CARIBBEAN: AT WORLD’S END. I know I’m hammering that joke into the ground but I’ve...
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New grindhouse posters!

No, I wouldn’t dare waste precious bandwidth to show you even more pictures of GRINDHOUSE, a movie we’ve all had our fair share of at this point. You’ll notice that the ‘g’ in ‘grindhouse’ isn’t capitalized, a deliberate choice on...
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Gekko is back

It looks like Michael Douglas is taking a cue from Bruce Willis and Sylvester Stallone by resurrecting a sagging film career by resurrecting a classic character. Douglas hasn’t had a hit since DON’T SAY A WORD back in 2001, and...
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Spidey 4 villains?

So I saw SPIDER-MAN 3 today (along with the rest of North America) and between the incessant sniffling that was going on beside me and the stuff on screen, I was not entirely impressed. Oh well, at least I have...
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Conan visits Lucasfilm

When I moved out of my parent’s place a few years ago I lost many things that were dear to me. My mother tucking me into bed, my father constantly telling me that I was ‘nobody’ and that I ‘would...
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6 Simpsons posters

I don’t know about all of you, but one of my biggest thrills this summer will be seeing gargantuan versions of the denizens of Springfield on the big screen. After more than a decade of watching Groundskeeper Willie and crew...
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The Incredible Liv

Here it is everyone, big, breaking news! The Hollywood Reporter has confirmed that Liv Tyler has been cast as Betty Ross in the redux superhero movie THE INCREDIBLE HULK, starring Edward Norton. In case you don’t remember, Jennifer Connelly played...
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Leo goes Hollywood

If someone were to give me the option to plot and cast my ideal movie, then hire a director to shoot it, it might go a little something like this: Leonardo Dicaprio stars in a murder mystery noir as a...
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Orlando’s blue balls!

Of course he doesn’t have real blue balls, the way you and I know them. A godlike figure such as Orlando Bloom can’t possibly experience something as pedestrian and depressing as that. But if you look at the pic below,...
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