Ben Barna

800 Articles Published

Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

M. Night’s Penis

Posted 18 years ago

New Yorkers have something against movie posters. It’s impossible to walk by a movie poster in the subway system that isn’t defaced—I remember George Clooney in the LEATHERHEADS poster with his eyes gouged out being particularly unsettling. Here’s an example...

Soloist first look

Posted 18 years ago

It’s a strange thing, seeing Robert Downey Jr. as this sudden megastar, since us, the real film fans (represent!) knew and loved him long ago as a challenging actor. In fact, he’s always been a huge star in my eyes,...

Two join Persia

Posted 18 years ago

Granted, Alfred Molina and Ben Kingsley are not Persian or Middle Eastern, but at least they can pull the look off. I’m still not sold on Jake Gyllenhaal and Gemma Arterton in the leads in PRINCE OF PERSIA: SANDS OF...

Ed Helms in shit

Posted 18 years ago

It’s one thing to eat manure, which I often do, but it’s another thing to star in—something I find repulsive. But that’s exactly what Ed Helms is doing, sick f*ck that he is. The comedian has signed on to star...

Disasterous poster

Posted 18 years ago

Someone needs to make a spoof about spoof movies, particularly the kinds made by Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer, the “minds” behind things like MEET THE SPARTANS and EPIC MOVIE. If that ever happens, here are a couple ideas for...

MTV Tropic spoof

Posted 18 years ago

The MTV Movie Awards are happening tonight, but unfortunately since I don’t have cable here, I won’t be able to watch. I guess I’ll have to come to JoBlo.com tomorrow for a full recap of the events, since we’ll be...

Rudd saves screens

Posted 18 years ago

A Paul Rudd screensaver is an excellent idea. When he executes it like this, it becomes brilliance. BELOW is video of the screensaver, and here is the link to download it. Is it me, or is Rudd sounding more and...

Your Higness Green

Posted 18 years ago

It looks like David Gordon Green has done a fine job on PINEAPPLE EXPRESS, or at leased enjoyed making it, because Universal has signed him on to direct yet another comedy called YOUR HIGHNESS, starring college classmate Danny McBride. This...

Segel vs. Ferrigno

Posted 18 years ago

While FORGETTING SARAH MARSHALL didn’t do for Jason Segel what KNOCKED UP did for Seth Rogen—make him a household name—it certainly gave Segel the push he needed to become a comedic lead, which is nothing to frown at, unless you’re...

The Longshots Trailer

Posted 18 years ago

It’s no secret that former Limp Bizkit frontman Fred Durst has had lofty ambitions of directing Hollywood features. He was long-ago attached to direct LORDS OF DOGTOWN, and already had several music video credits racked up, but when I imagined...

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