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Batman has milk

I’m not sure why Warner Bros. feel they need to tamper with Batman’s mystique by having him pose with a milk mustache for those antique Got Milk? ads, but they do and they did. We all know Batman doesn’t even...
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Fireflies in the poster

So what’s the deal with Ioan Gruffudd getting punked by the poster for FIREFLIES IN THE GARDEN? What, is he not famous enough? Dude was Mr. Fantastic for f*cks sake. You’re telling me that Hayden Panettiere has earned her photo...
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Acting w/ Franco 3

It’s bad enough I’ve been sifting through James Franco’s trash for the past few weeks (I have a thing for Harry Osborne), but now he has to go ahead and add another great installment to his ‘Acting With James Franco’...
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Chun Li 1st look

What you see ABOVE is a picture of Kristin Kreuk. Normally a picture of the SMALLVILLE star would only be a cataclysmic event, but because this is apparently the first image of Kreuk is the title character of STREET FIGHTER:...
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Take Out trailer

Need a break from all the TRANSFORMERS 2, HOBBIT, INDY 7, and TERMINATOR news we’ve been flooded with as of late? If you’re suffering from blockbuster overload, then this is the story for you. And if you’re not, well continue...
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Dear Lasse

When Lasse Hallström and I went out for funnel cakes three years ago, it was an alright time. Sure he paid for my cake, but he insisted I only get powdered sugar on it with strawberry sauce, This means he...
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Ricky Bobby’s ballad

Can someone answer a question me? I’ve been slitting my wrists all night, trying to figure out. And instead of doing that, all I’ve been doing is almost passing out. In fact, I’m pretty sure this shirt is ruined—blood doesn’t...
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Go-Getter trailer

Zooey Deschanel has been everywhere these days: on magazine stands, performing at SXSW as one half of indie folk-duo She & Him, in multiplexes this summer in THE HAPPENING, and in my bedroom. Obviously that latter Zooey isn’t the real...
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Changeling clip

Angelina Jolie has got all sorts of buns in the oven, and I’m not talking about the twin gods she’s currently nurturing in her womb. Not only is her visionary actioner WANTED set to light theatres on fire this summer,...
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Boy A Poster

A few Sundays ago, I was spending a wet afternoon in a Borders bookstore, flipping through Entertainment Weekly’s summer movie preview, and a film that just had a small blurb written about it, caught my attention, based on brief plot...
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