Ricky Bobby’s ballad

By Ben Barna

Posted 18 years ago

Can someone answer a question me? I’ve been slitting my wrists all night, trying to figure out. And instead of doing that, all I’ve been doing is almost passing out. In fact, I’m pretty sure this shirt is ruined—blood doesn’t come out, right?—and I’ll probably have to spend a little time in the hospital. Anyway, before I lose consciousness, let me ask you this: why was the best part of TALLADEGA NIGHTS left off the theater version and the DVD. And why is it premiering only now? Okay, that’s two questions, but I feel faint. See what I mean BELOW.

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Ben Barna

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Favorite Movies: Se7en, Fargo, Unbreakable, Who Framed Roger Rabbit?, Forrest Gump, Batman, Terminator read more 2, Requiem for a Dream, Kickboxer, Vertigo, The Departed, Demolition Man, The Matrix, The Maltese Falcon, Saving Private Ryan, There's Something About Mary, Groundhog Day, La Dolce Vita

Likes: Spying on crushes online, melted cheese, gravy, removing plaque, smelling wet read more skin, giving tickles, the cosmos, trying to be a hipster, the ending of Lost Season 3, costanza, blizzarts monday, tokyo wednesday, green room saturday, chess in the park, pre-drinking, wall blasting, thongs, the scene, secret shows, buffets and just generally vibing

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