Can someone answer a question me? I’ve been slitting my wrists all night, trying to figure out. And instead of doing that, all I’ve been doing is almost passing out. In fact, I’m pretty sure this shirt is ruined—blood doesn’t come out, right?—and I’ll probably have to spend a little time in the hospital. Anyway, before I lose consciousness, let me ask you this: why was the best part of TALLADEGA NIGHTS left off the theater version and the DVD. And why is it premiering only now? Okay, that’s two questions, but I feel faint. See what I mean BELOW.
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