Damion Damaske

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Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Dogma, Mulholland Drive, Donnie Darko, read more Network, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Pulp Fiction, Mean Girls, Can't Hardly Wait, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Cabin in the Woods, The Lives of Others, Beetlejuice, Watchmen, Fight Club, Cloud Atlas, Mortal Kombat, Sky High, Seven Samurai, Cinema Paradiso, Oldboy, In the Mood for Love, Breathless, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Battle Royale, 400 Blows, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clergyman and the Seashell, The Kid, Safety Last!, Unforgiven, Little Sister, It Follows, Evil Dead 2, Man of Steel, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man 2, Coherence, Primer, Birdemic: Shock and Terror, The Room, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Likes: Writing, directing, editing, doing stand-up, watching movies/TV shows, reading books/comics, listening read more to death metal, playing Dungeons and Dragons, thinking of the best way to finally put an end to my meaningless and pitiful existence, Batman

RIP Mary Tyler Moore (1936-2017)

Posted 10 years ago

Now, I don't want to open with some dumb joke like "Oh no, now 2017 is killing people too!" or some such nonsense. A human being just died, and it's tragic. To add significance to the year it happened is...

Everything you need to know: Black Adam and Shazam!

Posted 10 years ago

As we reported earlier, it seems Warner Bros. is going to split the previously announced SHAZAM! adaptation into two films, one focusing on the titular Shazam, the other on his arch-nemesis Black Adam. That decision makes a lot more sense...

Almost none of Dan Harmon’s jokes made it in the final cut of Doctor Strange

Posted 10 years ago

I think it's safe to say most people enjoyed DOCTOR STRANGE. While not perfect, it definitely had some very unique visuals, as well as a fun climax that both involved being a rebuke of "city destroying" action, as well as having...

Louis CK & Zach Galifianakis’ series Baskets drops new season 2 featurette

Posted 10 years ago

When two great artists come together, they can create something magical and unforgettable, like the dynamic comedy duo of Chris Farley and David Spade, or recently Will Ferrell and John C. Reilly. Or it can like the time David Bowie...

Lego Batman Movie drops TV spot with lots of new footage

Posted 10 years ago

I don't know about you guys, but I haven't really been feeling LEGO BATMAN. And it's not because I need my Batman dark 'n gritty (I loved the recent BRAVE AND THE BOLD cartoon, and even appreciate the satirical humor...

Rian Johnson shares behind-the-scenes picture of The Last Jedi

Posted 10 years ago

I can't f*cking wait for EPISODE VIII! And this is coming from someone who hated EPISODE VII's guts. And these are the two things that get me pumped: 1) the characters were amazing in THE FORCE AWAKENS. I loved Rey, Finn, Poe,...

C’mon Hollywood: Why videogame movies suck and how to fix ’em

Posted 10 years ago

SUPER MARIO BROS. STREET FIGHTER. MORTAL KOMBAT ANNIHILATION. HOUSE OF THE DEAD. Not only are these terrible videogame movies, there are some of the worst movies, period. And the list goes on! DOUBLE DRAGON, DEAD OR ALIVE, ALONE IN DAR...

Kong: Skull Island TV spot shows off tons (maybe too much) new footage

Posted 10 years ago

I love me some KING KONG. I loved the original '33 version, I loved Peter Jackson's 2005 version, and even liked some of the stuff in the '70s version. Hell, I don't even hate the cash-in SON OF KONG sequel!...

Michael Dougherty confirmed as director of Godzilla 2

Posted 10 years ago

So, while it had been rumored and hinted at, it seems that it's now official: Michael Dougherty will indeed be directing GODZILLA 2! Like I've said before, I think this is great news. I loved his previous films TRICK 'R...

Neil Blomkamp might not direct Alien 5 after all

Posted 10 years ago

Man, people were excited about Neil Blomkamp's ALIEN 5. And while his track record is more than a bit spotty (with, I'd argue, only one good film under his belt), the concept art he tweeted was inspiring. So much so,...

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