Damion Damaske

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Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Dogma, Mulholland Drive, Donnie Darko, read more Network, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Pulp Fiction, Mean Girls, Can't Hardly Wait, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Cabin in the Woods, The Lives of Others, Beetlejuice, Watchmen, Fight Club, Cloud Atlas, Mortal Kombat, Sky High, Seven Samurai, Cinema Paradiso, Oldboy, In the Mood for Love, Breathless, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Battle Royale, 400 Blows, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clergyman and the Seashell, The Kid, Safety Last!, Unforgiven, Little Sister, It Follows, Evil Dead 2, Man of Steel, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man 2, Coherence, Primer, Birdemic: Shock and Terror, The Room, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Likes: Writing, directing, editing, doing stand-up, watching movies/TV shows, reading books/comics, listening read more to death metal, playing Dungeons and Dragons, thinking of the best way to finally put an end to my meaningless and pitiful existence, Batman

Microchip & more cast in the new Punisher series from Netflix

Posted 10 years ago

The Punisher is a hero that I seem to love more in theory than in execution, alongside other "dark" and "badass" heroes like Ghost Rider and Spawn. While I love the edginess and coolness of these characters, I've always been disappointed by...

Enchanted sequel Disenchanted on its way from Disney

Posted 10 years ago

You know, I really liked ENCHANTED. I thought Amy Adams was delightfully charming as a naive waif, without coming off cloying or annoying – which is a hard feat indeed. Everyone else in the cast – from Susan Sarandon vamping it...

Updated: New Resident Evil: Final Chapter teaser released

Posted 10 years ago

UPDATE: Apparently, this was a fan-made trailer. Who knew?? Pretty convincing. You can see the REAL new trailer BELOW…- PS We all know anytime a horror franchise says "Final Chapter" in its title, it's bullshit, right? FRIDAY THE 13TH, NIGHTMARE...

Cool Videos: The Plinkett Awakens

Posted 10 years ago

I remember the first time seeing the full-length Plinkett take down of THE PHANTOM MENACE in 2009. While brutal and honest, it also made strides to talk about it as a film, and not pointing out things we'd already seen countless times...

Back to the Future self-lacing shoes a real thing now! Only a year late!

Posted 10 years ago

No movie has seemed to have as much of an impact on how we want our future to be than BACK TO THE FUTURE II (though being set in 2015 makes it now the past but…you know what I mean)....

Nicholas Hoult charges in to play Nikola Tesla in The Current War

Posted 10 years ago

I've always been fascinated by Nikola Tesla. He seems like he was the world's first real mad scientist, with the Tesla Coil looking like some sort of Doomsday Weapon (and he actually did theorize on things like particle beam...

Jay Roach to develop Intelligent Life for Steven Spielberg

Posted 10 years ago

INTELLIGENT LIFE is a film that's been in development for a while. It's based on a spec script from JURASSIC WORLD's Colin Trevorrow and writing partner Derek Connolly about a UN worker that makes first contact with an alien – who looks...

Live-Action Mulan on the way from Disney

Posted 10 years ago

Disney just seems to love adapting their animated movies into live–action features. Maybe it has something to do with them destroying the box-office pretty much every time they're released. Or maybe they're out of ideas. I don't know, I'm not...

Chloe Grace Moretz swims away from Little Mermaid toward Suspiria remake

Posted 10 years ago

So, it's come to this. Now, look, I'm not anti-remake or anything. I'd argue that many of the best films, especially horror films, have been remakes. David Cronenberg's THE FLY, John Carpenter's THE THING, the 1978 INVASION OF THE BODY...

Sony enacts new ad campaign to get people interested in Inferno

Posted 10 years ago

Man, are they still making these movies? I mean, I guess the films are successful enough (though ANGELS & DEMONS only made money back if you count foreign gross). But is there really a clamouring for these films, especially seven years after the...

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