Damion Damaske

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Favorite Movies: Lord of the Rings, The Matrix, Dogma, Mulholland Drive, Donnie Darko, read more Network, The Cabinet of Dr. Caligari, Pulp Fiction, Mean Girls, Can't Hardly Wait, Tucker and Dale vs. Evil, Cabin in the Woods, The Lives of Others, Beetlejuice, Watchmen, Fight Club, Cloud Atlas, Mortal Kombat, Sky High, Seven Samurai, Cinema Paradiso, Oldboy, In the Mood for Love, Breathless, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Battle Royale, 400 Blows, The Royal Tenenbaums, Clergyman and the Seashell, The Kid, Safety Last!, Unforgiven, Little Sister, It Follows, Evil Dead 2, Man of Steel, The Dark Knight, Spider-Man 2, Coherence, Primer, Birdemic: Shock and Terror, The Room, Mystery Science Theater 3000: The Movie

Likes: Writing, directing, editing, doing stand-up, watching movies/TV shows, reading books/comics, listening read more to death metal, playing Dungeons and Dragons, thinking of the best way to finally put an end to my meaningless and pitiful existence, Batman

New blood-soaked trailer for Rob Zombie’s horror flick 31

Posted 10 years ago

You know how some directors have certain quirks and motifs that show up in all their movies? Stanley Kubrick with angular compositions, Steven Spielberg with absentee fathers, Michael Bay with misogyny? Well, add gore, clowns, and Sheri Moon Zombie in...

Travis Fimmel and Kate Bosworth join heist flick Finding Steve McQueen

Posted 10 years ago

Misleading title aside, FINDING STEVE McQUEEN actually sounds really interesting. It's a 70's-set heist movie that involves Nixon (yet, still somehow not Steve McQueen) directed by Mark Steven Johnson (of DAREDEVIL and SIMON BIRCH "fame"). It stars Kate Bosworth, Travis Fimmel, William Fichtner, and...

Bruce Willis & Hayden Christensen team up for generically-titled First Kill

Posted 10 years ago

Man, I want a Bruce Willis who gives a shit back. It's not like he can't still give a great performance (just look at the recent MOONRISE KINGDOM). It's just that he seems content to do basically two-day walk-ons in Rebox...

New Greasy Strangler trailer is very fcking weird and very fcking NSFW

Posted 10 years ago

I bring to you without comment (so as not to spoil anything) the new Red Band (and NSFW) trailer of the unlikely Sundance darling THE GREASY STRANGLER: Okay, what the hell did I just watch? It’s like what would happen...

STARZ releases new video for Ash vs. Evil Dead Season 2

Posted 10 years ago

I, like many of you, love the EVIL DEAD trilogy. For me, the biggest draw is definitely its star Bruce Campbell as the…well, hero is too strong a word…let's say protagonist Ash Williams. Campbell grafts an oversized ego (and equally over-sized chin) onto the character that makes...

Gene Wilder Passes Away at 83

Posted 10 years ago

This is truly a sad day. From yelling that his name is "FRAUNK-en-STEEN" in YOUNG FRANKENSTEIN or "You lose! Good day, sir!" in WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY, Gene Wilder has been a mainstay in our popular consciousness...

Robert Zemeckis to take the ARK to television

Posted 10 years ago

It's good to have Robert Zemeckis back directing films with real people instead of the soulless husks of nightmare fuel that was the cast of BEOWULF and POLAR EXPRESS. His next project, however, is not a film (though he does have...