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Bay vs McG 2.0

I have a bigger member than my brother. Brad Pitt’s is bigger than George Clooney’s, and Damon’s is bigger than Affleck’s. This much, we know is true. What we haven’t yet figured out is who is bigger: McG or Michael...
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Johnson directs porn

In what appears to be a typical case of type casting, major Hollywood sleaze bag and washed up actor Don Johnson will play a mustachioed porn director in BORN TO BE A STAR, the Adam Sandler and Jack Giarraputo-produced comedy...
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Brand drops dead

You’ll have to excuse me for never watching the cult classic DROP DEAD FRED as a child. I was too busy watching the collected works of Fellini and Bergman to care about petty North American movies. That’s probably why I...
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Humpday poster

In my family Humpday is usuall defined as the day at the end of the year when my brother and I are forced to watch out parents get it on, to atone for all the bad things we’ve done. For...
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Case 39 stuff

This weekend our friends over at Arrow in the Head premiered the one sheet for the long-delayed Renee Zellweger horror film CASE 39. In it, Zellweger plays a social worker who takes interest in a young girl with hellish foster...
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More Lovely Bones

Last week we brought you the first image from Peter Jackson’s upcoming film THE LOVELY BONES, but no one was really sure if it was pulled from the film, or of it was more of a promotional thing. The latest...
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Denzel’s Unstoppable

Denzel Washington sure does love him some Tony Scott. In what would potentially be their fifth film together, the two are talks to collaborate on their second consecutive train-based thriller. The film is called UNSTOPPABLE and it would feature Washington...
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Hangover poster

Normally when I wake up from a night of heavy drinking, it’s next to a grease-stained paper bag, some dried ketchup in the corner of my mouth, and a video of my favorite porno looping on my laptop. When Ed...
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Downloading Nancy poster

The slick producers of DOWNLOADING NANCY have wisely decided to capitalize on all the creepy buzz the film has been generating on the festival circuit, and have dubbed it “The Most Contraversial Film You Will See This Year”. For those...
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Gibson is on edge

The picture below will shock you. Somehow Empire has managed to secure a photo of Mel Gibson, just after he pounded his wife to death for stealing all of his money in their divorce settlement. It’s an awful crime, but...
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