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McG talks T4 end

This piece is in no way a spoiler, but I will be providing a quote from McG concerning the nature of the much-buzzed about ending to TERMINATOR SALVATION. Read on at your own peril. After the original ending to the...
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Eli Roth has plans

According to a brand new interview Eli Roth has conducted with MTV, he is on the verge of shooting a big budget action flick that he has so gracefully likened to both TRANSFORMERS and CLOVERFIELD. Lofty aspirations for a director...
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Keener joins Percy

I just finished watching the episode of “Seinfeld” in which Catherine Keener plays Jerry’s “bunko artist” girlfriend who famously paints Kramer. Even back then she had a certain je ne sais quoi that made her unique, edgy and an absolute...
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ScarJo dieting?

As everyone with a schlong anticipates the first image of Scarlett Johansson as Black Widow in Jon Favreau’s IRON MAN 2, she is spending her time doing crunches and cutting out grilled cheese in order to ensure that we who...
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Jenkins joins Roberts

I’ve slept with over 650 women since 2006, and at least half of them had Elizabeth Gilbert’s best selling memoir “Eat, Pray, Love” close to their shitters, crowning their stack of US Weeklies like some sort of a holy relic....
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Transformers 2 is long

I’ve noticed that there’s not as much excitement surrounding this summer’s TRANSFORMERS 2: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, as there was for the film’s predecessor a few summers back. Perhaps it’s because we’re no longer anticipating the robots as we once...
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Old Dogs poster

You know that really uncomfortable feeling you get when you see two of your former favorite actors–dudes who once starred in great films, enjoyed stellar careers, and despite the occasional stinker, would generally bounce back with a quality performance–take roles...
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McG’s Awakening

Everyone is waiting to see if McG kicks the shit out of TERMINATOR SALVATION this summer. If he does, he will be revered world over as a saviour, and invited to many a ham dinner. If not, he will be...
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Efron is Jonny Quest

Zac Efron is everywhere these days, and with 17 AGAIN set for release next week, the teen hearthrob is poised to transition from just plain superstar to actual movie star. For cynical, pale and overweight dudes such as ourselves, we...
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Hello Michael Myers

Rob Zombie’s love affair with Michael Myers will continue this summer when he releases the followup to his HALLOWEEN reboot entitled H2, which will pick up directly where its predecessor left off, and will be seen through the eyes of...
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