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Malin Akerman Bangs

We can all agree that Malin Akerman is a babe. But after watching her performance in WATCHMEN, I’m not so sure about her skills as an actress. Her performance was transparent to the point that everytime she spoke, I envisioned...
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Chaos Poster is Wow

There’s no reason why any of us should give a frog’s thigh (that is the expression, right?) about a small film called ORDER OF CHAOS. Director Vince Vieluf is a veteran character actor who’s done the whole “CSI thing”, and...
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Funeral Gets Cast

It always thrills me when kings of comedy get together to make a film. One great comedian is awesome. But, three great comedians just take the f*cking cake. Last year it was reported that Chris Rock would remake the 2007...
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Matt Damon Adjusts

Few actors in Hollywood inspire an audience’s confidence in every role that they attack. You got your Clooneys, your Pitts, and most definitely your Damons. But that’s pretty much it. These days, it’s like, Ocean or bust. Matt Damon especially,...
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Wahlberg’s a Prisoner

Mark Wahlberg has starred in a caper flick, he’s done the whole sci-fi thing, and he’s flexed his abs while wearing a pair of sexy panties for Calvin Klein. But Marky Mark seems most comfortable playing the vigilante, the guy...
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Star Trek Plot Deets

With WATCHMEN about to light up the box office this weekend and much being made of the battle between Michael Bay and McG for box office supremacy this summer, JJ Abram’s STAR TREK is kind of getting lost in the...
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Amber’s Darkness

Every once in a while, a Hollywood starlet comes along that makes me seriously consider dumping my girlfriend for the sole reason that “you’re just not her, babe”. Lindsay Lohan once occupied that position as did Kathy Bates (pre-MISERY, obvy)....
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Dinner Time for Roach

When Paramount and Dreamworks went through a nasty divorce last year (apparently Paramount was an abusive drunk), the two had to decide which studio would retain the rights to a slew of films. All the legal hulabaloo eventually left some...
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Patrick in T5?

After the release of the mind-blowing new trailer for TERMINATOR SALVATION, it’s hard not to melt away our collective McG-related skepticism and embrace a sense of white hot anticipation. McG–the oft-maligned director–seems certain that his film will be a smash...
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Rourke Has 11 Mins

Just because Mickey Rourke is a movie star again, and just because he loves dogs, it doesn’t mean that he’s gone soft. And it sure as hell doesn’t mean that you’ll be seeing the perennial bad boy voicing any talking...
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