Favorite Movies: Seven, American Beauty, Breathless, Edward Scissorhands, La Doce Vita, Forrest Gump, read more Shawshank Redemption, Batman, Requiem For a Dream, Psycho, On The Waterfront, Jules et Jim, Little Children, A Clockwork Orange, The Dark Knight, Taxi Driver, Eyes Wide Shut, Minnie and Moskowitz, Five Easy Pieces, Ed Wood, The Truman Show, There`s Something About Mary, Pulp Fiction, Star Wars, A Woman Under The Influence, Annie Hall, Chinatown, Unforgiven, Fargo, Saving Private Ryan, Dog Day Afternoon, Groundhog Day, Dumb and Dumber, T2, The Conversation, Bonnie and Clyde

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Alba is a nerd

WARNING: The following movie will for sure blow whenever it is released. This is pretty much a fact. But! It stars Jessica Alba and that is news worthy in and of itself–especially with all the horndogs that cruise this site....
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Wrestler Pins Venice

After REQUIEM FOR A DREAM, I was convinced that Darren Aronofsky could do no wrong. I anticipated his next film like it was an ice cream sandwich covered in sex. Then he made THE FOUNTAIN. I will say nothing on...
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Smith is Pharaoh

Many people (maybe just me) have dubbed Will Smith “The Black Tom Cruise”. Maybe it’s due to their winning smiles, their ability to open films, or their marriages to C-list actresses. Or maybe it’s because their movies are kind of...
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Walker’s Bone Deep

Two actors in need of a career rennaissance are Paul Walker and Hayden Christensen. Once considered to be two of young Hollywood’s hottest properties, both have seen a significant decline in relevance and work. Once the king of the galaxy...
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Bettany is Darwin

Charles Darwin was like, a really smart guy. He knew so many things about so many things. Natural selection, the evolutionary theory, the origin of species, all that stuff you slept through in high school–that’s Darwin! A daunting task it...
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Denzel’s Next

Denzel Washington is set to star in BOOK OF ELI, a post-apocalyptic drama to be directed by the Hughes Brothers (FROM HELL). The film will follow Washington as a singular hero, forced to fight the forces of evil in the...
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Milk Trailer!

Gus Van Sant is an artist. With his last few films, among them PARANOID PARK and LAST DAYS, he has made sure that we don’t forget it. The master of dreamlike landscapes and lyrical, mood-driven atmosphere, it’s sometimes easy to...
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Judd in Tooth Fairy

I think to say that Ashley Judd has fallen off the perennial star map would be a gross understatement. Once upon a time, the well-shaped actress was Hollywood’s go-to girl for roles that required a strong, ball-busting woman that could...
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Del Toro’s busy!

Whereas I can’t even decide what I’m going to eat for lunch tomorrow or what pair of dirty underwear I’m going to slap on, Guillermo del Toro has just signed on to direct, produce, or have some creative hand in...
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Sex with Woody

Movies are supposed to illuminate aspects of the human condition that may have otherwise remained hidden. They are mirrors, windows and waterfalls of light and knowledge–gateways to our most urgent and definitive impulses. There’s all that, and then sometimes, if...
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