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James Badge Dale goes from WWII to WWZ

Assuming that no outbreak occurs in the next year or so, we’ll get to see WORLD WAR Z before an actual zompocalypse. Paramount’s big-screen, big-budget adaptation of Max Brooks’ novel is currently coming to life, and has just added James...
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G.I. Joe 2 gets a French ninja?

With Dwayne Johnson signing up with the good guys and Channing Tatum back for more action in G.I. JOE 2: COBRA STRIKES, the production is starting to gather the rest of the team. Joining the Joes’ international roster is French...
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Exclusive: Teaser poster for Despicable Me 2!

I didn’t quite know what to expect from the original DESPICABLE ME — based on the confounding teasers it appeared to be about a dastardly supervillain and a horde of sentient simple-minded beans. But it turned out to be a...
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Risk is the latest board game to become a movie

I never really played much of the board game RISK when I was younger — the game seemed to take forever, and I was probably looking for a bit more immediate carnage in my global domination, so things often resulted...
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Universal’s The Wolfman is getting a reboot?

The recent update of Universal’s classic lycanthrope THE WOLFMAN held plenty of promise but didn’t prove entirely satisfying — even director Joe Johnston acknowledged its flaws. But that hardly means we’ve seen the last of the legendary fanged moon-howler. In...
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The Three Musketeers are ready for a sword fight in this new poster

You’ve already seen them in motion in the trailer (complete with director Paul W.S. Anderson’s trademark preposterous slo-mo action), and now here’s a look at the pretty new THREE MUSKETEERS posing for the poster. The synopsis: The hot-headed young D’Artagnan...
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The sequel to Tron Legacy gets a new writer

Sam Flynn helped his zen digital dad made the computer world safe and got to interface with a sexy ISO made flesh in TRON: LEGACY, but peace in the circuits could never last. That’s mostly because Disney had already planned...
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