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The script for Star Trek 2 is still not really a script

Set phasers on stagnant. See that crew up there? They are patiently waiting for someone to stoke the dilithium crystals and put the good ship Enterprise in motion for a second space journey. But thus far, the warp core is...
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Chick and chompers in the new poster for Shark Night 3D

Nothing like a good killer shark flick, right? Well, despite this new poster’s terrifying teeth (and the nakedness opportunities inherent in the genre and location), the victims will likely be swallowed whole sans gore, considering SHARK NIGHT 3D’s planned PG-13...
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Here’s your Statham replacement in The Transporter cable series

THE TRANSPORTER franchise is getting scaled down to television-size when reticent wheelman Frank Martin bring his driving abilities and face-kicking skills to cable network Cinemax for an original series. Jason Statham is obviously too busy cranking out a new action...
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Tomar-Re teaches us Green Lantern 101 in the new trailer

If you’re not that familiar with GREEN LANTERN, this will be the perfect introduction, since the new trailer essentially provides a brief history of the Lantern Corps, the movie’s villain, the selection of Hal Jordan, and a reiteration of the...
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Cool Videos: LEGO animated trailer for Cars 2

Whether or not you’re a fan of Pixar’s CARS, you probably dig LEGO. Because, well, everyone loves LEGO. Director Patrick Boivin, who previously brought a STAR WARS Imperial Walker to life as a pet in “AT-AT DAY AFTERNOON“, has transformed...
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Vin Diesel is the fuel in The Machine

After RISE OF THE MACHINES, Vin Diesel was the subject of rumors and fan-casting as a possible cyborg replacement if the TERMINATOR franchise continued without Arnie. That obviously never happened (even though it might’ve been cooler than the McG model...
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Will the Wolfpack be back for The Hangover Part III?

Superficially, THE HANGOVER PART II seems to be relocating the rambunctious bachelor party boys to a new city, while simultaneously revisiting pretty much everything else about the first movie (check the trailer comparison below for some pretty glaring evidence of...
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Postered: Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts in Larry Crowne

Judging solely by the poster for LARRY CROWNE, you might assume the movie features Tom Hanks as a scooter gang leader who is unaware his skull is about to be gnawed by Julia Roberts’ terrifyingly huge chompers. Turns out this...
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