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Liam Neeson almost got replaced on Taken 2?

A couple of years ago, a surprising number of people showed up to watch Liam Neeson use his particular set of skills to decimate the lowlifes who kidnapped his daughter in TAKEN. And we’ve been expecting Neeson’s globetrotting asskicker to...
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The CG remake of Yellow Submarine gets hit by a torpedo

After this weekend’s 3D CG-animated movie MARS NEEDS MOMS returned less than $7 million on a $150 million budget, Disney has decided to send Robert Zemeckis’ planned remake of The Beatles’ YELLOW SUBMARINE to the crush depths of the development...
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Angry Birds: The Quentin Tarantino Edition

While we’d rather report more details about filmmaker Quentin Tarantino’s next project (reportedly a spaghetti Western), and we’re all growing exhausted of celebrity conflicts and lawsuits, this is still odd and kind of amusing. Apparently Tarantino has taken major issue...
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