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Robert Downey Jr. is pulled in by Gravity

Before he returns to Victorian London for more deductive reasoning and predictive fisticuffs, does Robert Downey Jr. have time to take off into space? According to Deadline Hollywood, he does. They claim the actor has been drawn to Alfonso Cuarón’s...
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Conan gets Ron Perlman and G.I. Joe’s Breaker

Although Mickey Rourke won’t be playing Conan’s dad after all, another grizzled genre veteran will supply his cinematic seed to sire the infamous swordsman of Hyboria. Ron Perlman will play Corin, the father of Conan in Marcus Nispel’s relaunch of...
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Predators sneak peek is online!

Robert Rodriguez is unveiling some footage of his and director Nimrod Antal’s sequel PREDATORS at the SXSW Festival in Texas, and he’s kind enough to share some of it with us unfortunate humans who can’t make it to Austin for...
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Disney pulls the plug on Zemeckis performance capture company

It doesn’t look like filmmaker Robert Zemeckis will get the chance to keep improving his “performance capture” animation process. At least not on Disney’s dime. The Mouse House is closing down Zemeckis’ ImageMovers Digital studios, and will phase out its...
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Lada Gaga and Beyonce ride in the Pussy Wagon

The new video for Lady Gaga’s song “Telephone” is movie-related only through its incorporation of an iconic KILL BILL prop and an obvious love of women-in-prison exploitation flicks, but on a slow Friday, that’s close enough. The tune itself is...
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Clive Owen may help Jason Statham kill a lot of people

Jason Statham has followed a tried-and-true path to success that involves kicking, punching and shooting nearly everyone in his way. And fellow Brit Clive Owen is no stranger to similar tactics, if with a bit more deliberation and panache. And...
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The Runaways assemble in a buncha new clips

Most of the current generation probably wouldn’t know a Runaways song unless Paramore covers it, but their new biopic will undoubtedly attract a young audience simply by virtue of having TWILIGHT star Kristen Stewart rocking out. The perpetually disinterested actress...
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