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Jesse Ventura talks about the Wachowskis’ secret movie

Jesse Ventura is a former Navy demolitionist, a retired professional wrestler, a politician and conspiracy theorist, but you probably know him best as Captain Freedom and the tobacco-chomping Minigun-shooting special forces soldier from PREDATOR. He apparently hasn’t completely given up...
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Marion Cotillard has amusing facial breasts

It’s always nice to see serious actors not taking themselves too seriously. For example, in this (NSFW?) Funny or Die clip, French actress and Oscar-winner Marion Cotillard (PUBLIC ENEMIES, LA VIE EN ROSE) has figured out a novel way to...
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New Robin Hood trailer shows more of the legend

A few impressions that the new trailer for Ridley Scott’s ROBIN HOOD left on me: Maid Marian is a bit of a badass, Max Von Sydow should be in every movie, Mark Strong is swiftly becoming this generation’s best villain...
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John Krasinski makes a movie that isn’t Captain America

After all the furor (and intermittent delight) around the rumor that he would wield the shield of CAPTAIN AMERICA, “The Office” star John Krasinski is instead veering toward the sort of material that might be more expected and appropriate. Krasinski...
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The Wizard of Oz: the inevitable remake – in 3D, of course

Tim Burton’s trippy triple-dimensional ALICE IN WONDERLAND snatched up over $200 million worldwide during its opening weekend, so studios are unsurprisingly looking for their own vivid mainstream 3D freakout. Why not the mother of all nightmare-inducing “family” movies, THE WIZARD...
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Disney doing biopic of Muppet creator Jim Henson?

The Black List is an annual Hollywood “insider” collection of the best unproduced scripts in town, and last year’s favorite was Christopher Weekes’ whimsical Jim Henson biography THE MUPPET MAN. The guy who brought so many famous felt creations to...
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Green Lantern, Sucker Punch and Alien prequel all in 3D

So the 3D thing isn’t really a craze or a gimmick any more — it’s apparently the standard. At least for anything that has a big budget and isn’t a romcom. Warner Bros. has announced that its new non-Batman superhero...
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