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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Urban versus Priest

Now that he’s helped (or failed?) to save the future from TREK time-travel conundrums, the new McCoy Karl Urban is looking to engage in a bit of villainy. The Kiwi genre warrior will do battle with the forces of good...
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Hardwicke Riding Hood

Now that director Catherine Hardwicke got vampires out of her system with TWILIGHT, is she shifting her focus to wolves? Hardwicke is currently considering the latest movie version of the Grimm fairy tale LITTLE RED RIDING HOOD, which Leonardo DiCaprio’s...
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Singer’s Excalibur

After a bit of relative downtime (like waiting for his VALKYRIE to finally get released), Bryan Singer seems to be making up for it with a whole bunch of projects. Besides his planned BATTLESTAR GALACTICA remake movie, the ex-X-MEN director...
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QT’s Basterds bits

Quentin Tarantino’s INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS is about to riddle Nazis with hot lead, but JoBlo regular Quentin (coincidence) recently got an opportunity not only to see an advance screening (at the phenomenal Alamo Drafthouse in Austin), but to hang out with...
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Zemeckis and Beatles?

Robert Zemeckis seems to have lost interest in humans — at least in the finished product. The filmmaker is planning to continue his trend of “performance capture” animation with a new version of YELLOW SUBMARINE for Disney. The Beatles appeared...
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Wolf Man pics

After a long time in the kennel, THE WOLF MAN will finally get off the leash on February 12, 2010. And tomorrow we’ll get our first look at Benicio del Toro and his hairy fury when the trailer arrives. But...
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Outland remake

The remake rocket launches into the cosmos with an update of OUTLAND, Peter Hyam’s 1981 sci-fi flick featuring Sean Connery as a deep space lawman. Warner Bros. has handed the new version to SHOOT ‘EM UP director Michael Davis, who...
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Saw VI poster

I haven’t seen a SAW since SAW III, but the SAWs since then must have been great. After all, as Stephen Colbert would say, the market has spoken — people keep paying to see SAWs, so SAWs keep getting made....
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Bunches o’ Basterds

Brad Pitt and his merry band of scalp-collectors begin terrifying Nazis this weekend in Quentin Tarantino’s WWII tale INGLOURIOUS BASTERDS. But if you have an itch to see some chunks of the film right now, we’ve got nine clips for...
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Bikini Star Wars

STAR WARS. Girls in Bikinis. These are on the list of things pertinent to my interests. Combined? Even better. And so, girls in bikinis reciting dialogue from the STAR WARS trilogy. Sometimes poorly. But always in bikinis. Say, that could...
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