Bikini Star Wars

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STAR WARS. Girls in Bikinis. These are on the list of things pertinent to my interests. Combined? Even better.

And so, girls in bikinis reciting dialogue from the STAR WARS trilogy. Sometimes poorly. But always in bikinis. Say, that could almost make the prequels tolerable. Almost.

You can thank the ladies and attire from 1690 Swimwear for the mesmerizing performances (the gals also give adorably dubious readings from THE BIG LEBOWSKI and PULP FICTION right HERE.)

Source: Bikini Cinema

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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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