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Noyce talks Salt

Garth Franklin, the Down Under Wonder who runs Dark Horizons, chatted up fellow Aussie Phillip Noyce and got some juicy bits regarding the director’s currently filming spy flick SALT. You may know that the project was originally called EDWIN A....
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Last Airbender trailer

M. Night Shyamalan has made plenty of movies that found a large audience, but THE LAST AIRBENDER seems like his first strictly designed for that purpose. Is that the twist? Paramount and Nickelodeon are surely hoping it’s the first in...
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The Pacific trailer

Tom Hanks and Steven Spielberg did a hell of a job looking at the European theater of WWII with their epic HBO “Band of Brothers” series, and now they’re heading to the water for “The Pacific”. While we obviously won’t...
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Taken 2: Retaken?

Lots of people showed up earlier this year to watch Liam Neeson shoot, punch and generally stomp the guts out of the Euroscum who kidnapped his daughter in TAKEN. The expected response to a $145 million box office take is,...
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New G.I. Joe trailer

Another trailer for Stephen Sommers’ feature-length lunatic toy commercial G.I. JOE: THE RISE OF COBRA has arrived, seemingly with all the ludicrous action, improbable hardware, puerile humor and dubious special effects you might expect from the man whose last film...
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Red Sonja update

It’s been a year since we heard Rose McGowan would slip into the skimpy chainmail of flame-haired warrior RED SONJA, but things have been silent on the Robert Rodriguez-produced project for a while. She’s apparently still on her way, but...
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Public Enemies pics

Christian Bale already faced metal and critics this summer — how well will he hold up against fellow box office champ Johnny Depp? The pair face off in Michael Mann’s gangster tale PUBLIC ENEMIES, opening July 1st. Bale has the...
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Ice Age for Dad’s Day

This Sunday is Father’s Day — why not celebrate with some three-dimensional family fun? Fox is doing sneak screenings of ICE AGE: DAWN OF THE DINOSAURS in 3D on Sunday, so if you’re a kid (at heart or otherwise), go...
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Teen Wolf remake?

Sure, theaters are overflowing with Hollywood remakes… but hey, how many of them are about high school werewolves, huh? Yeah, exactly. Obviously sensing that void, a remake of TEEN WOLF is the latest potential redo to howl at audiences. Moviehole...
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New Conan found?

UPDATE – Latino Review says their “super solid source” has told them this story is complete bullshit. According to sources at both Lionsgate and Nu Image/Millennium, the film doesn’t even have a casting director yet and is far from “being...
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