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T’Formers 2 stuff

We’re in the final stretch before Michael Bay assaults our senses with megarobotic mayhem in TRANSFORMERS: REVENGE OF THE FALLEN, so here’s one of the last wads of Autobotic and Decepticonish material we’ll shoot your way. Along with a few...
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Indy 5 in progress

Just the other day, Jones bastard Shia LaBeouf claimed that Stephen Spielberg had figured out a story for a fifth INDIANA JONES adventure. This would seem to be corroborated by the series producer Frank Marshall, who recently made this claim...
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Funny People sites

George Simmons is Adam Sandler’s fictional alter-ego in Judd Apatow’s FUNNY PEOPLE. And George Simmons has apparently been very busy, with almost as many junky lowbrow comedies on his filmography as Sandler himself has. The new tie-in site offers a...
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M:I4 gets official

We heard the rumor the other day, and the mission has officially been accepted. JJ Abrams and Tom Cruise will attempt to light the wick again on MISSION: IMPOSSIBLE 4 for Paramount. The collaboration won’t be as extensive as M:I3...
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Another Haunting

My familiarity with THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUT is basically limited to that freaky poster of the kid vomiting a spirit, but the low-cost supernatural thriller ended up being a solid box office performer. Unsurprisingly, it therefore merits a sequel. Production...
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Sam Jackson’s Blood

While a lot of us can’t wait for Sam Jackson to give us more face-time as eyepatched SHIELD honcho Nick Fury in IRON MAN 2 (and other Marvel flicks), he’ll probably tide us over with about 37 other movies before...
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Fame trailer

In the immortal words of Irene Cara, “FAME!” She also said she wanted to live forever, although I don’t know if she meant by having her theme song hip-hopethized three decades later… But here it is, an updated “You can...
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More Red Dawn cast

WOLVERINES!! A new group of attractive young actors is answering the call to arms, preparing to defend the U.S. of A. from impending invasion in the remake of RED DAWN. Joining Kirk’s dad/future Thor Chris Hemsworth in the fight against...
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Check these Shorts

When he’s not making a bloody mess, filmmaker Robert Rodriguez seems to let his kids influence his style and subject matter. And so we go from the crazy carnage of PLANET TERROR to the family friendly SHORTS (subtitled “THE ADVENTURES...
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Portman & Aronofsky

Director Darren Aronofsky (THE WRESTLER) has been looking for a home for BLACK SWAN, a supernatural thriller set in the world of New York City ballet. That shouldn’t be too difficult now that it comes in a sexy package. Natalie...
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