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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Inception price tag?

We know next to nothing about THE DARK KNIGHT director Chris Nolan’s next movie INCEPTION. But that next to nothing we know will apparently cost a shitload of cash. According to a recent article in the Calgary Sun about the...
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Night of Creeps 2?

For fans of the 80s horror gem NIGHT OF THE CREEPS, it’s been a painfully long wait for an official DVD. Now it sounds like it’ll be worth that wait. AICN caught up with director Fred Dekker at a recent...
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Voorhees in the snow

Masked maniac Jason Voorhees has been around. Manhattan, outer space, Hell, Elm Street, and back to the camp that made him. How will his stalking skills hold up if he’s trudging through the snow? AITH paid a visit to Platinum...
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Ron Howard’s Stretch?

A movie based on goop-filled 70s toy STRETCH ARMSTRONG isn’t just “in the works” — it already has a planned release date of April 15th, 2011. Steve Oedekerk (BRUCE ALMIGHTY) was tasked with coming up with new and interesting ways...
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Wood is MJ Watson

While some (like myself) have hoped that the droopy-lidded, seemingly disinterested Kirsten Dunst would not be returning as love interest Mary Jane Watson in the next SPIDER-MAN movie(s), people behind the film have insisted she’ll be back. Damn. One place...
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Limpet finally swims?

Anyone with a pre-cable childhood will probably be familiar with THE INCREDIBLE MR. LIMPET, which seemed to air almost every Saturday or Sunday afternoon. The half-animated 1964 movie starred the rubber-faced Don Knotts as a guy who gets transformed into...
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Deadworld lives

Much as I love the zombie genre, video store shelves are crammed with substandard zero-budget attempts. There just aren’t enough big-screen offerings with cash and talent behind them, and apparently David Hayter agrees. The screenwriter (X-MEN, WATCHMEN) and producer will...
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Zombieland pics

Will the horror-comedy ZOMBIELAND be the next SHAUN OF THE DEAD, or just another painful wannabe? As a zombie fanatic, I’ve got my rotting digits crossed for some shambling, exploding-skull fun. AICN got some snaps from the upcoming flick, which...
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7 Golden Vamps again

When it comes to remakes, isn’t it better to start with esoteric material that might not have been great in the first place? That’s apparently what Spitfire Pictures is doing — according to B-D, they’re removing the stake from the...
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Tales from the Script

In the years I’ve been writing about movies, I’ve gotten to know more screenwriters than any other professions in the filmmaking business. They’re usually friendly, intelligent, creative and candid… and probably get dumped on more than anyone. I’ve heard plenty...
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