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Fallout: the movie?

Considering how many Game of the Year lists it made, it’s surprising there hasn’t been more discussion about a movie based on the hit videogame FALLOUT 3. Developer Bethesda may be giving some thought to the possibility, or at least...
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Wolvie character vids

Why settle for mere character snapshots from X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE when you can let the mutants just introduce themselves? In these new clips we get some insight into Wolvie, his sideburned pseudo-sibling Sabretooth, bullet-bisecting bare-biceped Wade Wilson (better known to...
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Talk of two Hobbits

When it was initially announced that filmmaker Guillermo del Toro was entering the Shire for back-to-back HOBBIT movies, it was stated that he’d be doing an adaptation of Tolkein’s book and then a “bridge” movie that would deal with the...
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Yet more Wolvie pics

It’s just a couple more weeks before mutie hoedown X-MEN ORIGINS: WOLVERINE finally hits screens in a legitimate fashion, but if you need one more inert peek before seeing it in motion, here ya go — new snaps of fan-fave...
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Noir Frankenstein?

Seems like no matter how many horror movies get made, someone will always find a way to put a different spin on old ideas. Like, say, transposing Mary Shelley’s classic (and public domain) Frankenstein’s Monster to the modern day… as...
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Harry Potter 6 trailer

Seems like it’s been a really long time getting to screens (especially after it got booted from Thanksgiving so TWILIGHT would have breathing room), but the sixth kid-wizard tale HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE is finally arriving on July...
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Quickie movie plots

In Hollywood parlance, a “logline” is a single-sentence synopsis of a script or story, a “grabber” designed to pique interest (particularly that of an agent or producer). And they can actually be quite difficult to come up with. The crew...
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Armored trailer

Robberies (botched or otherwise) are the central theme of many a thriller, but good heist movies still aren’t very common. It remains to be seen how ARMORED will stack up, but it certainly has a solid cast — Matt Dillon,...
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Ask Abrams Trek stuff

Have a burning question for STAR TREK rebooter JJ Abrams regarding his impending franchise kickstart? Wondering what made him boldly go, and will he again? Wish he’d diplomatically explain the absence of Shat? Curious how he feels about Tribbles? Just...
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Zombie blogs H2

If you’re among the almost everyone who has (justifiably) abandoned MySpace, you might have missed some updates from writer-director Rob Zombie about his HALLOWEEN sequel. Zombie is still posting pics and providing updates about H2, which is already in post-production...
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