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Choose your own Crank

Days before the release of the undoubtedly deranged CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, Lionsgate is giving you the opportunity to be Jason Statham. Sort of. Well, probably the closest you’ll ever get. Over at the Youtube, they’ve launched a tie-in game called...
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An Avatar trilogy?

I thought that when James Cameron first began his sci-fi epic AVATAR, he mentioned the possibility of the story conceivably spilling into more movies. Now that some of his actors are out promoting other projects, they’re dropping the term “trilogy”...
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Hunter throws Curve

His sci-fi feature debut THE MUTANT CHRONICLES still hasn’t been unleashed in the US (it arrives on your local On-Demand cable box this month), but director Simon Hunter is eyeballing another project. Hunter is going from the burned-out future to...
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Red Tails cast

If you haven’t seen much of Cuba Gooding Jr in his post-Oscar career, it’s because he’s been spending a lot of it on video store shelves with guys like Dolph Lundgren and Steven Seagal. George Lucas apparently wants to change...
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Expendables Twitters

I don’t know if Twitter is the new ICQ, the new MySpace or the new Facebook, but it certainly is the favored communication method of the moment. Sylvester Stallone is currently in progress on his action spectacular THE EXPENDABLES, and...
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Night of Creeps DVD!

For the longest time, it seemed like director Fred Dekker’s coveted 80s artifact MONSTER SQUAD would never make it to DVD. And while those classic creatures finally found their way to a glorious digital home, Dekker’s other cult fave NIGHT...
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No drunken Stark?

Robert Downey Jr. is out promoting the drama THE SOLOIST, and while he doesn’t seem to address Jamie Foxx’s ridiculous-looking hair in that movie, at least he’s spilling a little about IRON MAN 2. One of the (or possibly the...
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All about Terminator

As we await the impending release of McG’s TERMINATOR SALVATION (inside word I’ve heard: Bale is awesome, the FX are amazing), Wired magazine has taken a look back at the series that launched time-hopping killer cyborgs into the public consciousness....
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Eckhart’s new Hole

Although he already had achieved a degree of acclaim before, Aaron Eckhart earned a lifetime worth of goodwill through his association with the idolized THE DARK KNIGHT. Will fans follow both faces to a straight-up potentially depressing drama? Eckhart has...
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Be in Spidey musical

Think you’ve got a killer voice, presence, personality and acting range? Hell with “AMERICAN IDOL” or “AMERICA’S GOT TALENT” — give the SPIDER-MAN Broadway musical a shot! While we await SPIDER-MAN 4 swinging into theaters, the webbed wonder will hit...
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