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New Star Trek poster

It’s not often I can say I prefer “floating head” images, but this monochromatic, blobby vision of the Enterprise doesn’t seem like the best final impression to market the new STAR TREK movie. Isn’t Warp Speed supposed to produce all...
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Scott is Unstoppable

It’s a movie about a runaway freight train loaded with combustible liquids and toxic chemicals. It’s being directed by the guy who made TOP GUN, THE LAST BOY SCOUT, TRUE ROMANCE and MAN ON FIRE. Is that something you might...
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Maguire drives fast

Riding horseback and swishing through New York on a string of wrist-jizz hasn’t generated quite enough speed for Tobey Maguire, so he’s getting behind the wheel and stomping the gas. Maguire is going to THE LIMIT, a Columbia vehicle about...
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Marvel gathers writers

It looks like Marvel really is serious about building their catalog of characters into a whole mini movie universe. Or at least the ones they still have the movie rights to (so, a universe devoid of Spidey, Fantastic Four, Daredevil,...
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New Thing pre-writer?

After years of rumblings about a sequel, prequel, cable miniseries or remake to John Carpenter’s sci-fi masterpiece THE THING, it finally seems to be starting to congeal. Universal and Strike Entertainment are raiding the gore store for a prequel to...
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Playing Wii with Indy

If you haven’t picked up Nintendo’s Wii console yet, this might be something that steers you in that direction… since you’ll be out of luck if you have a PS3 or Xbox 360. But all you Wii wand-wavers will be...
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Selleck vs. Kutcher

Does Tom Selleck hibernate in some kind of cryo-stasis when not appearing in public? I swear the guy looks almost the same now as when I watched him tooling around Hawaii in a red Ferrari. I’m sure he’s in good...
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Freida Pinto’s next

I’ll be a lot of you out there have been wondering what SLUMDOG MILLIONAIRE’s unrealistically gorgeous starlet Freida Pinto would do next — perhaps dreading she’d get churned in the gears of the Hollywood machine. Not so — at least...
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Diggs, Briem get Dead

Brandon Routh may have put away his Superman tights while Lex Luthor takes a break, but his new nemesis has a similar hairstyle (or lack of) and chews more than scenery. In DEAD OF NIGHT, Routh’s Dylan Dog will face...
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Adventureland poster

I’ve heard positive word on the 80s-set coming-of-age comedy ADVENTURELAND, but also that it has more in common with movies like CADDYSHACK and FAST TIMES AT RIDGEMONT HIGH than director Greg Mottola’s last movie SUPERBAD. This new poster for the...
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