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Cameron is Swingle

Considering her increasingly Joker-like visage, it makes a strange sort of sense that Cameron Diaz is gravitating to comedies. Diaz has latched onto yet another love-laffer, this one called SWINGLES. The romantic comedy involves a guy and a girl whose...
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Kurt turns down Sly?

Since it was first announced, we’ve been closely monitoring Sylvester Stallone’s action flick THE EXPENDABLES, if only to see who would be the next familiar face added to the cast. Sadly, one of those faces apparently will NOT be the...
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50 out, Crews in?

There was a minor uproar the other day when Sly Stallone announced he’d be replacing Forest Whitaker with Curtis “50 Cent” Jackson in his manly action flick THE EXPENDABLES. Now that tiny crisis is past, and for whatever reason is...
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Shawnee for Saw 6

I haven’t seen a SAW since SAW III, after which I decided I didn’t need to see any more SAW. But plenty of others keep coming back for the SAW series, and that includes sexy but sadistic SAW star Shawnee...
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Status on The Goon

I was pretty spunked when I first heard that Eric Powell’s awesome monster/mobster comic THE GOON was becoming a CG-animated feature film, courtesy of producer David Fincher (FIGHT CLUB, etc.) and FX company Blur Studios. Turns out that excitement may...
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Pine for Lantern?

When I first read the rumor that actor Chris Pine might be playing Captain James T. Kirk in the new STAR TREK, I thought “Really? The psychotic middle Tremor brother from SMOKIN’ ACES? Huh.” Now, upon reading IESB‘s rumor that...
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New Crank 2 pics

It’s almost time for more loopy Statham-powered mayhem in CRANK: HIGH VOLTAGE, but here are a few more new snaps from the flick before it hits your eyes with heavy amperage. It appears we have skeevy villain Clifton Collins Jr.,...
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Justin Long Distance

Judging by his pending filmography, Justin Long is one busy kid (he’s got a half-dozen movies awaiting release). Throw another one in the queue! After his success in the romantic comedy genre with HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOU, Long...
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Whitaker out, 50 in?

Sounds like Sly Stallone’s THE EXPENDABLES just sacrificed a small slice of coolness. AICN says that scheduling shifts on the all-star action flick have caused Forest Whitaker to withdraw from the project. And apparently he’s been replaced by rapper /...
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Give ‘Em Hell clip

If there was any question regarding Thomas Jane’s badassness, this extended promotional clip for GIVE ‘EM HELL, MALONE should clear things up with its brutal barrage of bullets and bloodshed. The noir-styled shoot-’em-up stars Jane as an infamous hired gun...
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