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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Re-Animator 3D?

Stuart Gordon’s RE-ANIMATOR is one of my all-time favorite horror flicks, and though I would instinctively fear the notion of remaking it, there’s certainly something intriguing about the idea of gruesome innards blasting from the screen in three dimensions. But...
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Book of Eli BTS

ET slipped onto the set of the upcoming Western-flavored post-apocalyptic sci-fi flick THE BOOK OF ELI to stalk/chat up Denzel Washington and give a first glimpse at the production in action. The movie is directed by the long-absent Hughes Brothers...
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Transformers 3 date

UPDATE – Michael Bay posted the following missive on his website: “Wait a minute! I said I was taking off a year from Transformers. Paramount made a mistake in dating Transformers 3 – they asked me on the phone –...
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Abrams robs diamonds

After spending a lot of time and energy sending Jennifer Garner and Tom Cruise to creatively swipe various objects, JJ Abrams must have become infatuated with how to procure valuables while circumventing technology and the law. The STAR TREK helmer...
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Observe a featurette

We saw Seth Rogen upholding the law (sort of, but not really) in SUPERBAD, but he’s taking it to the extreme as the “head of mall security” in OBSERVE AND REPORT. The movie opens April 10th, but here’s a look...
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Check out The Goon!

Eric Powell’s great horror comic THE GOON is coming to some sort of life, thanks to producer David Fincher and a whole lot of computer animation. AICN got the first snazzy hi-res images from the project (click above for better...
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Add another Loser

Since I haven’t seen STOMP THE YARD, I have no idea what triggered the demand for Columbus Short, but the young actor sure seems to be all over the place. According to Blackfilm, Short is now one of THE LOSERS,...
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Strangers 2 director?

Like a good stripper, THE STRANGERS was lean and tight and superficially exciting. But did it have enough meat for a second dance? They’re going for it anyway, following up the domestic terror with more from the masked trio of...
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Another 3D Journey?

I can’t say I know anyone who loved last summer’s JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH, but I also can’t deny that it was a strong box office performer and helped prove the viability of the 3D format. New...
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Heathers: the Musical

“I love my dead gay son!” “Well, fuck me gently with a chainsaw.” “They seem to have an open door policy for assholes though, don’t they?” “That was my first game of strip croquet.” “Our love is God, let’s go...
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