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Wiseman talks Gears

Director Len Wiseman managed to squeeze a trilogy out of his UNDERWORLD series (though he didn’t direct RISE OF THE LYCANS), and now it sounds like he believes three is the magic number. Bloody Disgusting recently drilled the filmmaker about...
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Rourke really Wrestles

By now you probably know that resuscitated actor Mickey Rourke can seem a bit eccentric, but apparently he really got into the mindset of his spandex-clad on-screen character Randy “The Ram” Robinson. At the SAG awards, the pumped and peculiarly...
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New Bonnie & Clyde

BONNIE & CLYDE is considered a classic, and deservedly so. But wouldn’t the story of the infamous bank robbers, previously played by killer couple Warren Beatty and Faye Dunaway, be more interesting if it starred a young pop singer and...
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Why Clint rules

Most people with decent taste or a modicum of sanity know that Clint Eastwood is legendary for a long list of reasons, including (but not limited to) fighting Nazis, cruising around with an orangutan, giving Mario Van Peebles a hard...
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Kill Bill update

Now that Quentin Tarantino is (finally) busy with his WWII opus INGLORIOUS BASTARDS, the already-unfocused filmmaker probably won’t be revisiting his revenge flick(s) KILL BILL anytime soon. But that doesn’t mean he’s not still talking about it… as he’s been...
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Sony lights Dynamite

We’ve been hearing about the indie blaxploitation spoof BLACK DYNAMITE for a while, and now thanks to Sony, it’s no longer an indie. Sony grabbed distribution rights to the pistol-packin’ parody after catching it at Sundance, and are already planning...
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Pegg’s alien friend

When we learned that lifechums Simon Pegg and Nick Frost (SHAUN OF THE DEAD, SPACED, HOT FUZZ) were reuniting for a comedy called PAUL, it came with the following synopsis: “Story revolves around two British slackers who after visiting Comic-Con...
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Chrome Angels trailer

To preface the following clip, I should confess a few things: I love low-budget (but well-made) schlock, WESTWORLD is one of my all-time favorite flicks, and I have an ongoing infatuation with Stacey Dash. Having said that, here’s a trailer...
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Watchmen deal details

Comic fans are thrilled that the imbroglio between Warner Bros. and Fox has been resolved, and we’ll see the epic WATCHMEN on its intended release date. While specifics of the agreement were to be confidential, nothing remains a secret for...
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Evans vs. Pilgrim

There aren’t many movies I’m looking forward to more than SCOTT PILGRIM vs. THE WORLD. Not only is it based on a rather awesome series of graphic novels by Bryan O’Malley, but it’s the next movie from director Edgar Wright...
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