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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Miss March trailer

The comedy MISS MARCH doesn’t seem to have much by way of familiar faces, but what it does have is slapstick physical trauma, property damage, and (eventually) a trip to the Playboy Mansion. The movie involves a dude who gets...
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Elfman Terminates

Tim Burton regular and former Boingo frontman Danny Elfman is bringing his musical gifts and shocking red hair to the scorched future. Hope he’s wearing appropriate SPF. Elfman is composing the score for McG’s TERMINATOR SALVATION, adding yet another famous...
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Ghostbusters date

It’s not exactly another GHOSTBUSTERS movie, but it seems like it could be the closest we ever get (despite reports to the contrary). An all-new GHOSTBUSTERS adventure is coming in videogame form, and Atari has announced an official release date...
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DC heroes on hold?

Warner Bros. seems to be facing a conundrum regarding how to approach their inactive stable of DC Comics super-characters. After all, their grim-and-gritty THE DARK KNIGHT pushed some mad stacks this past summer. But then, so did Marvel’s more breezy,...
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Brolin on Hex director

If you’re still wondering how a guy with a strict animation background landed the job of directing the exploits of notorious bounty hunter JONAH HEX, the project’s purported star Josh Brolin is willing to explain how it happened. Not really...
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Last House trailer

My favorite thing about the trailer for the remake of THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT isn’t the gratuitous disrobing, the exuberant violence, the bizarro version of “Sweet Child ‘O Mine” or the intriguing cast (Tony Goldwyn, Garret Dillahunt, Monica...
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No Fright Night remake

There are so damn many remakes getting stuffed into the pipeline, it’s almost impossible to keep track of them all. For example, I’d practically forgotten an update of the memorable 80s vampire flick FRIGHT NIGHT was in the works. But...
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Send Bloody Valentine

Since Jason Voorhees already jammed his machete into Valentine’s Day weekend, that “holiday” of unconditional love and murderous miners comes a bit early this year. Why not celebrate Lionsgate and director Patrick Lussier’s tri-dimensional remake of MY BLOODY VALENTINE with...
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Dredd concept art

As we recently learned, Mega City One’s legendary lawman Judge Dredd is coming back to theaters, and he’s pretending he never heard of Sylvester Stallone. Well, the people behind the new JUDGE DREDD flick, production company DNA Films (SUNSHINE, 28...
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Rourke is Expendable!

Did you need another reason to get excited about Sly Stallone’s all-star action smackdown THE EXPENDABLES? Fine, here you go: Mickey Rourke. The recently resuscitated actor, riding the crest of much-deserved attention for THE WRESTLER, has joined Sly’s “guys on...
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