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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

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Batman game voices

When we first heard about the (non-movie related) BATMAN game ARKHAM ASYLUM, the game’s writer Paul Dini (of BATMAN: THE ANIMATED SERIES) promised that the voice talent would be in line with creating the “ultimate Batman experience.” Fans of that...
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Keanu’s Cowboy Bebop

Keanu Reeves wants to spike his hair and hit the spaceways — he’s keen on making a live-action flick based on the popular jazz-influenced gunslinging anime series COWBOY BEBOP. The project is currently set up at Fox (where Reeves is...
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Ford tries the funny

Aside form INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL, Harrison Ford hasn’t exactly been a workaholic these past few years. Either that or he’s made a bunch of movies that were so unmemorable, I’ve already forgotten them. The...
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Unborn clipness

Part of January’s horror onslaught, THE UNBORN from writer-director David Goyer (BLADE TRINITY) seems to be aiming for an old-school spooky vibe. We’ll have to wait a bit to see just how successful that attempt is, but here are a...
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Tron 2 gets Wilde

Excruciatingly sexy specimen Olivia Wilde (TV’s “HOUSE”, TURISTAS) is about to add her extreme hotness and alien eyebrows to the virtual world. Wilde will play the female lead in Disney’s TRON 2 (alternately and unfortunately known as TR2N), in the...
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Zombie Halloween 2

As was rumored just a couple of weeks ago, Rob Zombie is returning for another adventure of white-trash psychopath Michael Myers. He’ll write and direct H2, a sequel to his remake of John Carpenter’s classic slasher HALLOWEEN. Although he first...
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Near Dark redo dead?

It seems like something good came out of TWILIGHT’s success — it put a stake in the heart of the planned NEAR DARK remake. For now, anyway. Michael Bay’s  horror remake company Platinum Dunes was working on an update of Kathryn...
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Couture is Expendable

I love the whole “guys on a mission” subgenre, so it’s no small thrill that Sly Stallone is assembling his own DIRTY DOZEN-style flick filled with familiar faces. For Stallone’s movie THE EXPENDABLES (which he’s also writing and directing), he’s...
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Pitt’s naked chicks

Okay, that headline is a bit misleading, but there are only so many eye-catching ways to briefly describe something like this… What we really have is yet another example of top Hollywood talent making odd commercials for foreign markets (and,...
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Zombies in Paris

I’m a fanatic for any kind of zombie — shambling, fast-moving, dumb, cunning, rage-infected, extraterrestrial… even French. The upcoming flick PARIS BY NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD seems to involve the city by the Seine being overrun with the ambulatory...
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