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Miller on Sin City 2

It’s just a few months before we can decide if Frank Miller’s fruit-flavored solo feature directing debut THE SPIRIT is hypnotic or tragic, but it sounds like he’s already preparing to take a trip back to the place where you...
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Spielberg free to go

After some anticipation and vicissitude, Steven Spielberg is packing up his DreamWorks and relocating from his recent Paramount home. Spielberg has made a deal with Reliance for a considerable figure (anywhere from a half billion to just over one), to...
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LaBeouf Burger next?

It was sounding more and more like kid superstar Shia LaBeouf would follow TRANSFORMERS 2 by reuniting with his DISTURBIA and EAGLE EYE director DJ Caruso for the adaptation of the post-apocalyptic epic comic series Y: THE LAST MAN. But...
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Owen Wilson w/ fangs?

Owen Wilson has been sticking with the funny on-screen for a while, but is he ready to mix it up with a bit of hemoglobin? According to Bloody Disgusting, Wilson and his miracle nose will star in a horror-comedy called...
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The Rock in Space

Well, I guess it’s official. Dwayne “The Rock No More” Johnson will not be stepping in as a savior to help fill the dreaded void of Modern Action Heroes. Dwayne has instead gone the way of the Mouse. Yep, Johnson...
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Ratner’s Conan?!?

What’s not so good in life? To crush the audience hopes and hear the squealing of some fine chicks. Ahem. We’ve been hearing about the new CONAN flick for a while now, as the barbarian surfs on a resurgence of...
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New Repo poster

The tuneful terror of SAW man Darren Lynn Bousman’s REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA is about to arrive, and will no doubt leave some viewers thrilled with the blend of song and slaughter while other spit bile or merely scratch their...
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Douglas is Solitary

It’s been a while since I saw Michael Douglas in anything, although that’s not really any fault of his own — I don’t think anyone else really saw THE SENTINEL either. Besides, Zeta-Jones would probably keep me distracted from work...
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Zack & Miri pics

Sex for Halloween? Why not! That’s when Kevin Smith’s self-explanatory fornicomedy ZACK AND MIRI MAKE A PORNO hits screens, offering an alternative to whatever few horror movies are being offered this year. Although that may depend on how you feel...
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Fears of the Dark trailer

The animated anthology FEAR(S) OF THE DARK is hitting festivals just in time to give audiences the collective heebies ’round Halloween season. The movie gathers several acclaimed graphic artists and lets them go wild with the nightmare-inducing imagery. I’m not...
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