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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

Djimon is Thulsa Doom

Posted 18 years ago

In today’s “Wait — what?” news, Djimon Hounsou plans to produce and star in a THULSA DOOM movie. The Oscar-nominated, occasionally comprehensible actor plans to play the serpentine sorcerer from Robert E. Howard’s KULL universe (and CONAN’s comics). The character,...

Versus remake?

Posted 18 years ago

Japanese director Ryuhei Kitamura’s splatterfest VERSUS became a cult hit when it first made the festival rounds and hit DVD in the early part of the century… and now he’s planning to do it again. Only bigger, with additional violence...

New Ninja pics

Posted 18 years ago

Who knew that dreamy Korean pop sensation Rain would look so badass in NINJA ASSASSIN? He’s not just ready for battle, he’s already been through it. The SPEED RACER driver, Stephen Colbert rival and future international action star takes the...

No Salt on Cruise?

Posted 18 years ago

UPDATE: Astonishingly, it’s possible that there is no validity to the below report from Fox News. Moviehole got word from people within the production that Cruise (and everyone involved) has just been waiting for a rewrite to make his final...

Yes Man poster

Posted 18 years ago

Can Jim Carrey get “the funny” back? I pondered this recently when I inadvertently watched some of THE NUMBER 23 and FUN WITH DICK AND JANE while channel-flipping, which caused blood to seep from my face. I’m okay now (and...

Alienate People trailer

Posted 18 years ago

There are several reasons to be interested in the comedy HOW TO LOSE FRIENDS AND ALIENATE PEOPLE : Simon Pegg, Jeff Bridges, and many chicks (of which only one is Kirsten Dunst, fortunately). Based on a true story, the movie...

Terminator pic!

Posted 18 years ago

“Who’s the Terminator now, ya metal motherf*cker?!?” That might be the question being asked by Christian Bale’s John Connor (rhetorical though it may be; the answer is, of course, John Connor) in this picture from TERMINATOR SALVATION, from the latest...

Watchmen comparisons

Posted 18 years ago

Friday belongs to the Bat, but today is WATCHMEN day on the internets! While the new trailer pumps hot full-motion joy into ocular devices, some comic fans may ponder just how close the film will be to the printed masterwork....

New Terminator model?

Posted 18 years ago

Warning: potential SPOILERS below! Is this how McG’s currently shooting TERMINATOR SALVATION is circumventing Arnold Schwarzenegger’s gubernatorial unavailability — by replacing him with a reasonable facsimile? That seems to be the case. Arnie’s fellow Austrian bodybuilder Roland Kickinger will reportedly...

Final Mummy 3 poster

Posted 18 years ago

Brendan Fraser’s second big adventure of the summer, THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR, is almost here (although it’ll be the first one that most of you will see, judging by the response to JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF...

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