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More of Zombie’s T-Rex

Rob Zombie sure does love showing off concept art for his next movie TYRANNOSAURUS REX, instead of giving more info on what it’s actually about. So we’ll speculate! It’s about a bearded beautician who decides to team up with the...
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Star Wars game trailer

I have a difficult time getting excited over anything STAR WARS related after the agony inflicted by the prequels, but the new videogame THE FORCE UNLEASHED has drawn me back to the Dark Side. The game takes place before A...
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Babylon A.D. poster

It’s been made abundantly clear that Vin Diesel, a hot chick and a dystopian future are the main elements of BABYLON A.D., but I wasn’t expecting an unwelcome flashback to the ridiculous climax of SWORDFISH. But I got it anyway,...
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Downey is Sherlock!

What’s up, Holmes? Robert Downey Jr., that’s what. Downey will star as the titular sleuth in Guy Ritchie’s SHERLOCK HOLMES movie. The Warner Bros. project is, obviously, the latest version of Arthur Conan Doyle’s famous detective. This probably won’t come...
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Jack Brooks trailer

Anchor Bay’s low-budget crowd-pleaser JACK BROOKS, MONSTER SLAYER is getting ready to stomp audiences with a beast-battling blast involving genre veteran Robert Englund, flailing tentacles, a couple of hot chicks, and various creatures in old-school latex makeup. The official breakdown:...
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Whedon in the Woods

Although geeklord Joss Whedon has been publicly discussing it since Comic Con of last year, his horror project CABIN IN THE WOODS is finally getting an official announcement. Whedon (pictured in the Browncoat) co-wrote the script with Drew Goddard (CLOVERFIELD,...
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Inglorious seeks home

After talking about it for close to a decade, Quentin Tarantino is finally getting into gear on his WWII “guys on a mission” movie INGLORIOUS BASTARDS. He recently put the finishing touches on the script, which is now… out to...
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Bay’s Dark Knight?

It would certainly seem that Christopher Nolan followed up BATMAN BEGINS with a substantially more volatile sequel, but just how explosive would it have been if director/destructor Michael Bay had landed the gig on THE DARK KNIGHT? Imagine no more!...
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Yet more Potter pics

Does attending a school for magic just suck, or what? I mean, aside from Jim Broadbent (who I assume is evil or nuts) and that chick with the nifty glasses, everyone in HARRY POTTER AND THE HALF-BLOOD PRINCE just looks...
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New Repo treats

SAW spinner Darren Lynn Bousman’s horror musical REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA is preparing to slice some eyeballs and impale some eardrums — the movie will be hitting with blunt trauma at Fantasia Fest and Comic Con before slowly infecting the...
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