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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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RZA does kung fu

It’s no secret that rapper The RZA loves martial arts flicks — aside from countless references to Shaw Brothers and old-school chopsockey during his Wu Tang Clan days, he’s also provided music for Jim Jarmusch’s GHOST DOG: WAY OF THE...
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Jane’s Russian Mutants

Just the other day we finally saw our first glimpse of Tom Jane’s sci-fi battle epic THE MUTANT CHRONICLES, and if it seemed a bit underwhelming after such a long wait, it’s apparently because the Russians got all the money...
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Knowing trailer

Nic Cage is befuddled. Perplexed. Stupefied. Did he just watch THE WICKER MAN and NEXT back-to-back? Nope, he just discovered that a time capsule planted fifty years ago contains a kid’s drawing that happened to accurately predict the world’s major...
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Starship Troopers 3 pics

How do I know the bugs don’t stand a chance in STARSHIP TROOPERS 3: MARAUDER? Because this time, the Mobile Infantry has some gigantic friggin’ guns! And Jolene Blalock’s lips! And Johnny Rico is back to squash some bugs! Good...
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Fincher gets Goon?

If only David Fincher was as prolific with making movies as he is at collecting projects… but then, at least he’s lining up interesting material for his inevitable work. Fincher is apparently developing a computer-animated flick based on Eric Powell’s...
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Hellboy is an “actor”

Our boy Hellboy is preparing to punch and crunch some creatures next weekend at the behest of director Guillermo del Toro in HELLBOY II: THE GOLDEN ARMY, but before then he’s taking a bit of downtime to play videogames with...
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WB hides in time

As if to further support my assertion that the comic industry basically still exists just to supply material for Hollywood (on average, at least one new, existing or even unreleased comic property per day is bought or optioned for film...
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Parasomnia trailer

The remake of HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL has a place in my heart — and why not? It has Ali Larter, Bridgette Wilson, Famke Janssen, a scenery-chewing Geoffrey Rush, the dreamy Taye Diggs, and lots of creepy atmosphere. And Chris...
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Eddie Murphy done?

Extra, which would never opportunistically sensationalize a celebrity story, is claiming that former funnyman turned fat-suited embarrassment Eddie Murphy is thinking about hanging up the grotesque latex and retiring from movies. Despite the recent menace of a possible Ratner-directed BEVERLY...
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