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Repo! the latest

Three-timing SAW director Darren Lynn Bousman has organs, bloodshed and songs on the way with REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA, but what should you expect and when will you see it? I’ll let Bousman himself explain, via his MySpace blog: “Let...
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Mummy 3 update

Director Rob Cohen has offered a fresh update on the progress of this summer’s non-Jones adventure THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR. The blog post included a small pic of the international poster for the flick, which is a...
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The Dark KnightSpace

If the frenzy of viral and other marketing for THE DARK KNIGHT hasn’t been quite enough for you, get on over to MySpace! The crimebusting billionaire himself has joined the unfortunate zeitgeist demon, and if you become his “friend” you...
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Abrams’ secret house

JJ Abrams seems to love a good mystery, whether it’s the artifact-seeking clandestine agencies of ALIAS, the winding mythology of LOST, the point of M:I3, the real story behind his impending STAR TREK reboot, or just dicking people around with...
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Bangkok Dangerclip

Nicolas Cage is bringing his piercing glare, funky hair and affinity for firearms to Thailand for some mayhem in BANGKOK DANGEROUS, the Pang Brothers’ remake of their own movie. The Cage version seems to have retained the setting, title and...
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Ong Bak 2 hits you

If you’re a fan of modern martial arts movies, you probably know the name Tony Jaa. The acrobatic elephant-loving Thai cyclone is back in ONG BAK 2 (which he also directed), once again snapping bones and whacking people with elbows,...
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Wiseman’s Gears of War

Some time before New Line was put on life support, they were planning a movie based on Epic Games’ multimillion-selling videogame GEARS OF WAR, with rumors rolling around later that Len Wiseman (LIVE FREE OR DIE HARD, UNDERWORLD) would direct...
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District 14?

It looks like more futuristic parkour fighting is on the way in a sequel to the French action flick DISTRICT 13 (aka BANLIEUE 13), which will be cleverly titled… DISTRICT 14. An ESCAPE FROM NEW YORK styled quickie from the...
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Scarlett Spirit poster

Continuing the apparent marketing theme of “Hot Chicks with Facial Text” that was begun by Eva Mendes’ character Sand Saref comes a new poster for Frank Miller’s Will Eisner’s THE SPIRIT. This time it’s sexy siren Silken Floss, portrayed with...
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Death Race trailer!

If you can’t wait to see the vehicular action flick DEATH RACE… you don’t really have to wait at all, since the new trailer seems to have condensed the entire movie down to two-and-a-half minutes. Convenient! Unsurprisingly, director Paul WS...
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