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Favorite Movies: Aliens, Jaws, Inglourious Basterds, the Mad Max movies except the kid read more parts of Thunderdome, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Starship Troopers, the Three Flavours Cornetto trilogy, They Live, Pandorum, The Warriors, Darkman, The Thing, The Untouchables, a good percentage of the Marvel Cinematic Universe, B-movies, Westerns

Likes: Mass Effect, ginger, the 1960s Batman TV show, diversity, Fallout, non-iron read more shirts, Angela Bassett, comics, funk, making and/or consuming satisfying meals, xenomorphs, the Elric saga, weird art, volume, She-Hulk, freeze-frame credits, my goofy cats, green things, transdimensional travel, vindication

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Ed, Liv & Louis talk Hulk

Remember all the recent rumors on the internets that THE INCREDIBLE HULK star Ed Norton was infuriated about the film’s editing phase and was supposedly refusing to promote the movie? Hell, the rumor was perpetuated just today by Variety’s apparently...
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Gonzo trailer

I wonder how many people didn’t really know who Hunter S. Thompson was before Johnny Depp brilliantly portrayed him in Terry Gilliam’s FEAR AND LOATHING IN LAS VEGAS? Well, here’s another opportunity to get to know the late maverick journalist,...
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Capricorn One again

While rewatching the 70s thriller CAPRICORN ONE a while back, I marveled that it hadn’t been turned into a remake yet. I guess it just required a bit of real-world relevance. Thanks, NASA’s Phoenix mission! The 1978 conspiracy flick involved...
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Indy 4 concept art

By now you probably know which side of the fence you landed on in regards to INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL — either you found the adventures of the elderly archaeologist to be sufficiently entertaining, or...
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Madagascar 2 trailer

The inexorable wave of post-TOY STORY computer-rendered flicks continues to flood theaters with occasionally adequate but always merchandise-friendly product, such as Dreamworks’ follow-up to their talking-beast hit MADAGASCAR. Now with extra penguins! Everybody loves penguins. I think they’re delicious. I...
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Damon-f*cker’s deal

Were you amused by internets sensation “I’m f*cking Matt Damon”, Sarah Silverman’s video “love letter” to significant other Jimmy Kimmel — or his own response, “I’m f*cking Ben Affleck”? Some Hollywood humans thought they were pretty damn funny — they’re...
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Writing an Ocean

Considering the dozens upon dozens of comic properties that were optioned for film in the past decade but will never hit theaters, it’s good to know that one of the better ones is inching closer to reality. Warren Ellis’ extremely...
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Transformers 2 title?

Fans of the first TRANSFORMERS movie probably care more about the impending rematch between huge vehicular robots than what that clash will be called, but director/destructor Michael Bay has clarified the sequel’s subtitle:
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New X-Files trailer!

I was once a faithful follower of Agents Mulder and Scully’s increasingly convoluted conspiracy-loaded casefiles, but I can’t seem to get fired up for THE X-FILES: I WANT TO BELIEVE. Aside from the returning David Duchovny and Gillian Anderson, the...
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Grave spat on again

I haven’t seen the notorious exploitation flick I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE since renting it in high school — and now I’ll be saved from having to revisit the original thanks to a brand new version! Yes, the 1978 cult...
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