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Indy 4 goodies

It won’t be long until the infamous elderly professor’s fourth whip-cracking treasure quest hits screens, but here’s some new treats for INDIANA JONES AND THE KINGDOM OF THE CRYSTAL SKULL to tide you over until traps are sprung and Commies...
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Yet more TDK pics

Tired of promotional material for THE DARK KNIGHT yet? Of course you’re not! That would be insane, although some would argue that insanity is underrated. So we’ve got some new snaps (and some older ones) for ya right here. Click...
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New Journey trailer

Brendan Fraser double-teams you with adventure this summer, but before he deals with Jet Li in THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR, he’s taking a JOURNEY TO THE CENTER OF THE EARTH. And, depending on your local theater and/or...
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There Will Be Vader

Thanks to consumer editing software and an online place to plunk the results, movie mash-ups are increasingly common. Sadly, they’re often not nearly as clever in execution as the creators might think, but there is the occasional gem. For example,...
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New Bond pics

It’ll probably be a while yet before we see a trailer for the new 007 film QUANTUM OF SOLACE, but more pics of Bond’s still-filming mission have popped up over at IGN. The movie picks up directly after CASINO ROYALE...
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Time for an Orgy

With a title like A GOOD OLD FASHIONED ORGY, it’s probably safe to assume this upcoming comedy will be raunchy and R-rated. And possibly involve some attractive ladies. Y’know, doing it. Here’s a step in the right direction: It’ll include...
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Gore directs Bioshock!

This is slightly unexpected, but certainly exciting: the outstanding videogame BIOSHOCK is on the way as a live-action feature film! And with someone who knows his way around special effects on a grand scale: director Gore Verbinski. The guy who...
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Sam does Unthinkable

Regardless of the fate of the movies Sam Jackson makes (like THE CLEANER, heading directly to DVD shelves this month), you can’t fault the guy’s work ethic. He might be pushing 60, but he’s making up for the lean times...
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Igor trailer

In the years since Pixar’s first smash success, studios have been trying to bottle similar lightning, resulting in a seemingly endless series of interchangeable CG-animated flicks with talking animals. It’s nice to see the Burton-esque IGOR breaking that mold, with...
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My Bloody Atkins

This may not be major casting, but it’s certainly sly. The remake of the cult fave 80s slasher MY BLOODY VALENTINE has brought in its own veteran of 80s horror, character actor Tom Atkins. While he’s appeared in action flicks...
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