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Mummy 3 poster

Yes, I know the third MUMMY movie isn’t actually called THE MUMMY 3, but THE MUMMY: TOMB OF THE DRAGON EMPEROR just didn’t fit in the sidebar. Anyway, the first teaser poster for the flick has appeared, displaying the horror...
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Another Iron Man clip

It’s only a couple of days until IRON MAN flies onto screens (less in some parts of the world), but just in case you need another small morsel, here’s a new clip from the movie. Watch Tony Stark type and...
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Dress like Jack Burton

Are you a righteous fan of John Carpenter’s bizarro supernatural chopsockey cult classic BIG TROUBLE IN LITTLE CHINA? You may not be as cool under pressure as Jack Burton (it’s all in the reflexes), but at least you can dress...
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It’s Alive remake clip

I must not have been paying attention on the day they announced a remake of the 70s cheese-classic horror flick IT’S ALIVE, but it’s apparently all done and ready to head over to Cannes looking for some attention. The update...
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Babylon A.D. pics

With such a summer of huge movies, some flicks get a bit lost in the shuffle — aside from the rumors of hatcheted runtime, we haven’t seen much on BABYLON A.D., Vin Diesel’s return to sci-fi action. The movie’s getting...
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New Dark Knight poster

The ongoing battle for your attention between the upcoming summer blockbusters continues with a new poster for THE DARK KNIGHT. It looks like the Joker has his own version of Project Mayhem – I have to assume he’s responsible for...
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The Fury gets remade

Brian de Palma’s psychic thriller THE FURY was a fave of mine back in the early days of home video (oh, that glorious explosive ending!), but upon revisiting it recently, it definitely showed its 30-year age. So maybe a remake’s...
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Del Toro does Hobbit!

For reals this time! Seriously! I mean it! After months of discussion, speculation and almost-theres, New Line, MGM and Peter Jackson have officially announced that our beloved Guillermo del Toro will handle the live-action adaptation of THE HOBBIT, as well...
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Iron Man arrives early

With the marking machine getting overclocked, your excitement level for IRON MAN may be jacked to the point that you just can’t wait for opening day. Turns out you won’t have to — according to Superhero Hype, the billionaire playboy...
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Gunn on your Xbox

Many would argue that the whole “war” between HD-DVD and Blu-Ray is little more than a playground shoving match in the grand scheme, and that the hi-def future lies in streaming and direct downloads to portable devices, on-demand set-top boxes...
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