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Abrams’ secret site

That wild and cryptic trailer that showed before most screenings of TRANSFORMERS generated almost as much buzz as Bay’s big ‘bots. The highly clandestine movie (operating under the mystifying working title CLOVERFIELD) will apparently tell a ground-level perspective of citizens...
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Dark Knight fake thing

Despite its poor quality and highly unconvincing nature, dozens upon dozens of readers have called our attention to this supposed “leaked” teaser trailer for the upcoming Batman bombardment THE DARK KNIGHT. But you don’t really need to let us know...
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Halloween repairs?

Rob Zombie’s reworked HALLOWEEN is slicing into the hearts of John Carpenter fans next month, but is the crimson-soaked crusade of Michael Myers still unfinished? According to the meat-beasts at Bloody Disgusting, Zombie has been doing frenetic reshoots, and has...
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JJ Abrams’ monster

Given the encompassing nature of the internet and the increasing number of street commando film fans, it’s not easy for any feature film productions to remain a secret for long. JJ Abrams has done a pretty good job so far...
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War poster #2

I’m assuming that when WAR hits theaters in August, Jet Li and Jason Statham are gonna be all up in each other’s mugs, while red fire and shit happens behind them. What gives me that impression? See the proof in...
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Diaz and her Box

Remember when Cameron Diaz looked like this? I sure wish she still did. But hey, that’s what makeup and talented cinematographers are for. DONNIE DARKO director Richard Kelly is going to put the Joker-like lady in his latest flick, the...
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Foundation is built

Are there still enough non-superhero comics out there to adapt into movies? Hell yes! But with all the supernatural stuff and secret societies having been sufficiently covered, what’s left? How about… Nostradamus? That’s the idea behind THE FOUNDATION, the impending...
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Dafoe bites Hawke

Willem Dafoe has quite a set of chompers, so why not put them to good use as a vampire? Dafoe will glue on the fangs and go against Ethan Hawke in the upcoming horror flick DAYBREAKERS, from Australian directing siblings...
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Eastern Promises trailer

David Cronenberg. Russian Mafia. Viggo Mortensen. Weird hair. What more do you need to know? EASTERN PROMISES, Cronenberg’s latest look at the world’s ugly underbelly, features The Vig as a London-based gangster with tattoos, a mean streak and a curious...
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Samurai Jack flick

I dug the hell out of animator Genndy Tartakovsky’s unique and insane ‘toon SAMURAI JACK, and although the series has run its course on the Cartoon Network, we could still see the future-flung swordsman battle Aku (RIP Mako) in theaters....
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