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Unearthed trailer

I’ve got a real soft spot (gooey, too) for the kind of creature feature that sneaks outta nowhere and bites your ass with big gnashing chompers. The upcoming horror flick UNEARTHED looks pretty damn effective on that level. The movie...
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Bruce Campbell’s next

Nobody can pummel a Deadite or introduce a superhero like Bruce Campbell, so naturally we’re interested in whatever The Chin has on his plate. No matter how weird or low-budget or made-for-cable. Campbell is reportedly teaming with below-the-radar filmmaker Richard...
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Ocean’s 13 pics

OCEAN’S 13 is one of this summer’s virtually guaranteed smashes, and while you still have to wait a few months for the thieving hunks, here’s a fistful of snaps from the flick that will probably be successful enough to merit...
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Indy 4 title?

Okay, this isn’t so much a new subtitle for the fourth INDIANA JONES movie as it is a verification of a previously rumored one, but let’s just say this comes from a slightly more reliable link in the chain. Whether...
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Raimi: Hobbit? Spidey?

SPIDER-MAN 3 could well be the best blockbuster bet in history, but is the man most responsible for the series’ success ready to move beyond Marvel’s arachnid-powered hero? Could be — director Sam Raimi tells EW that there’s indeed truth...
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New 28 Weeks poster

It’s only 28 days (conveniently) until the sequel 28 WEEKS LATER runs into theaters with rage, and a heavily Photoshopped alternate poster has appeared online at one very Russian site. I have to admit I prefer the original teaser poster...
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Trick’R Treat post’r

Bryan Singer’s X2 and SUPERMAN RETURNS writing team of Mike Dougherty and Dan Harris are now off doing their own separate non-superhero things, such as the upcoming horror flick TRICK ‘r TREAT. Dougherty is graduating to feature directing with the...
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No Batman for Gellar

Sorry, Buffy fans… my data-collecting microbots have finally returned from Gotham City, and they’re telling me that there’s “no truth” to the recent rumor that former vampire slayer Sarah Michelle Gellar will have a role in the Batman sequel THE...
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Venom trailer!

If there’s one thing I’ve learned writing for this site, it’s that the kids just looooove Venom. LOVE. HIM. And while he’s been barely glimpsed in previous trailers for SPIDER-MAN 3, the latest clip (which played in theaters with 300)...
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TV’s Flash Gordon is

A former resident of SMALLVILLE is the guy who’s gonna save every one of us. Eric Johnson (not the musician) snagged the role of FLASH GORDON on the upcoming Sci-Fi Channel series, bringing his substantial jawline and fake high-school football...
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