Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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No Halloween2 for Zombie

Brief tidbit, since Comic-Con is getting into full swing and news is coming in left, right, and bouncing off my f*ckin’ head… Even though I think he’s said things to this effect before, in an interview with Aint it Cool...
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Repo! abducts Sorvino?

According to Ryan Rotten at Shock Till You Drop, Paul Sorvino is set to strap on his tap shoes and belt out a few tunes for Darren Lynn Bousman’s REPO! THE GENETIC OPERA. Sorvino MIGHT be joining Tobin Bell, who...
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Comic-Con posters

First are a couple of creeped-out posters for THE STRANGERS, which was originally supposed to come out July 13, then this Friday, before finally – and wisely – being pushed back to October (although I don’t think it has a...
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RA: Bloodsport

BLOODSPORT (1988) Rating: 3 out of 4 / Buy the DVD here Tagline:The secret contest where the world’s greatest warriors fight in a battle to the death. Directed by: Newt Arnold Starring: Jean-Claude Van Damme, Donald Gibb, Bolo Yeung THE...
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Pics of Animals

Here are your ANIMALS! No, not boring, useless animals like elephants or penguins, HOT animals like Nicki Aycox and Eva Amurri. Okay so they don’t look as delicious as they’re capable of – in fact, it looks like they’ve just...
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Hellboy2 Blog starts up!

For those intrigued by the day-to-day activities of a make-up artist – especially one at work on a flick like the new HELLBOY – have I got a blog for you! It’s being conducted by David Bonneywell, a special effects...
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Troll+Hathaway 2gether again

For those of you equal parts befuddled and intrigued by the idea of a TROLL remake (certainly I don’t think there are many who are outraged by it), here’s a piece of news that further stokes the “Wha?!” fire. Noah...
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GH2 needs Babysitting

Despite the fake crisis surrounding dismal box office (cuz boy didn’t we all expect that 3 hour exploitation movie to have made 250 mil at this point??), we are still hearing a constant stream of chatter regarding a potential sequel....
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Zombies from Pakistan!

A most unusual trailer is out for a most unusual-looking Pakistani horror flick: HELL’S GROUND (or “Zibahkana”). Looking like a mash-up of NIGHT OF THE LIVING DEAD, THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE and THE EVIL DEAD (no seriously, it looks like...
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Pulse sequels get director

A few quick questions: How many of you saw PULSE – the American remake of KAIRO? Okay, a few of you… How many of you actually LIKED it? That’s what I thought… Finally, can ANY of you explain why we’d...
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