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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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A nutty horror movie

Since we’re all about “firsts” here at AITH, we’re more than happy to promote a movie that is incredibly proud of being “the first animation horror movie starring real peanuts”: GOING NUTS. There’s really no way I can be more...
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Stanley talks giallo film

After not hearing from the bloke in years, Richard (DUST DEVIL) Stanley’s come out swinging recently: having co-written THE ABANDONED, and begun work on the Bruce Campbell-led VACATION, Stanley’s already got another job lined up. He’s co-writing IMAGO MORTIS (“Image...
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Tobe tackles Al Qaeda?!

Although we and everybody else told you the other day that Tobe Hooper’s next flick would be TEQUILA JOE, an article today reveals that may not be the case. Hooper, according to Shock Till You Drop, is siccing on some...
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Crypt creator’s life story

Hello there, boils and ghouls! I grew up on TALES FROM THE CRYPT, the t.v. show and the comic-book (No I’m not 60 years old, the comic was reproduced in the 90s, right around the time the show was devilishly...
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Thanksgiving: The movie?

The biggest dick in Hollywood, Eli Roth (sorry, the MAN with the biggest dick), can’t seem to get his head out of the Grindhouse. He’s already said that one of his next projects – after his adaptation of Stephen King’s...
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Isolation cover art!

You might not expect a movie about a mutant killer cow to be a pleasantly surprising frightfest, but that’s just what our Arrow says ISOLATION is (check out his review HERE). Today we’re showing you the cover art for the...
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Sweet Tformers clip!

Straight from Michael Bay’s website (which is shockingly not decorated with whirring sirens, dancing bikini girls, and 50-story fireballs) we have a brand-spanking NEW CLIP from his summer metal smasher, TRANSFORMERS. The scene in question is one we’ve already gotten...
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Burrowers casting/art

Sounding like a Wild West-set TREMORS, THE BURROWERS is about a group of men who set off to find a family of settlers who’ve mysteriously disappeared. Soon they discover that the enemy responsible isn’t pesky natives, but freaky creatures that...
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Devil’s Chair pics

I’ve just got to say that my brain is broken after watching the trailer for THE DEVIL’S CHAIR. We gave you a heads up about it a while back, but I hadn’t actually checked it out until the new stills...
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Tformers sequels a go?

I guess we can file this in the “no shit Sherlock” category, but it’s still worth noting: A month before TRANSFORMERS has even come out, Dreamworks is announcing it has not one but two sequels in the pipeline. This means...
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