Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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New V.A.m.L. poster

Unfortunately, the poster you are now looking at is not very exciting; even more unfortunate is the fact that we’ve showed you an almost identical poster two months ago HERE. But the movie sounds kinda fun so why not give...
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Bloody Mary summoned

Oddly enough, there’s never been a decent “Bloody Mary” movie. The closest we’ve ever come is, of course, CANDYMAN. That doesn’t mean there aren’t a plethora of them – according to IMDB, since 1992 there’s been no less than 10...
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Roth preps Invasion

I’m always game for an alien invasion flick. It’s the kid in me that yearns for the sight of villains from outer space just laying waste to this beautiful planet of ours. So it’s with restrained glee that I bring...
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King’s Haven to Syfy

Back in October, we told you that Universal Networks Intl had signed on to finance a 13 episode series called HAVEN, which is based on the Stephen King novel “The Colorado Kid”. Now we know where we’ll be seeing the...
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Antal chats Predators

One “reboot” that doesn’t outrage me in the least is the upcoming PREDATORS – if only because God knows we deserve to see the Predator be f*cking bad-ass again. I have enough faith in Robert Rodriguez to believe that he...
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Mannequin Static DVD

Josh Hasty’s A MANNEQUIN IN STATIC has been making itself known ’round these parts recently (we busted out a review of it last week, check it right HERE), as we’re always eager to help promote rising young talent. Hasty’s flick...
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New Lovely Bones clip

Just the other day I showed y’all a clip from Peter Jackson’s THE LOVELY BONES, which is only a couple weeks away from release. Word on the film has been mixed so far; consensus seems to be that it’s a...
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New Ward pic

Over a month ago, I pointed you toward Premiere Pictures’ Official Site, which had a couple official stills from THE WARD, John Carpenter’s long-awaited return to feature-film directing. Now they’ve gone ahead and updated again (props to STYD for spotting...
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I Spit director talks

Last week, we revealed for you the cast of the I SPIT ON YOUR GRAVE remake, which just got finished shooting in Shreveport, Louisiana. Director Steven R. Monroe (who used to be an assistant cameraman on “Pee Wee’s Playhouse”, for...
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Salva’s Rosewood Lane

ShockTillYouDrop got word of a new Victor Salva picture being prepped, this one with the unassuming title of ROSEWOOD LANE, starring JEEPERS CREEPERS 2 cast members Gina Phillips and Ray Wise. To read the plot description is to wonder how...
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