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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Hamm is a Sucker

SUCKER PUNCH just got somethin’ for the ladies. What was previously an exclusively female cast just got it’s first swingin’ dick with the addition of cartoon pilot-lookin’ Jon Hamm. Hamm, I’m sure you know, is the dapper bastard from AMC’s...
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Chatty Antichrist poster

If there’s anything certain about Lars von Trier’s ANTICHRIST, it’s that it is quite embracing the controversy it has been gathering every since it premiered at the Cannes Film Festival a few months ago. This is especially obvious when you...
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Twilight Con is on!

Have to do this for the TWILIGHT fans out there – yeah, you, the one acting like you don’t give a crap but you secretly have a Robert Pattinson poster on your closet door. Yes you, Jared! It would seem...
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Green Monster trailer!

We’ve just been sent the trailer and poster for the upcoming indie-horror effort THE GREEN MONSTER, from directors Nolan Ball and Bryan Roberts. It promises to be an old-school piece of ghoulishness with ample doses of violence and cannibalism (not...
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Summer’s Moon trailer

I have no real idea who Ashley Greene is, but the marketing team behind SUMMER’S MOON seems to think it’s pretty important that she was in TWILIGHT. I guess other people will too; I mean, haven’t you noticed how SHARKBOY...
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Kill Sorority Row girls

The official SORORITY ROW website has added a fun little game that should help you kill a few minutes… and a few girls! Ahahahahaaa-sorry. The object of the game is simple: Throw a tire-iron at the girls, who are hiding...
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My Son, My trailer

Here’s a weird item: the trailer for Werner Herzog’s MY SON, MY SON, WHAT HAVE YE DONE. It looks equal parts thriller, psychological character study, tragedy, mystery, and dark comedy. But what else would you expect with David Lynch on...
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Pandorum shifts date

According to Box Office Mojo, the sci-fi horror flick PANDORUM has changed it’s release date; it was sitting on SEPTEMBER 18th, which put it in direct competition with JENNIFER’S BODY. Now, it’s moved back to SEPTEMBER 25th. While it makes...
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Pill a lesbian werewolf

Seems as though Ellen Page keeps on getting cold feet when it comes to the horror projects she attaches herself to. First it was DRAG ME TO HELL, and now it’s JACK AND DIANE. Page was at one time attached...
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NBC’s Midnight Mass

NBC is getting into the horror game with MIDNIGHT MASS, which will be a live-action drama adaptation of the comic book series from DC Comics’ Vertigo imprint. The books revolve around Adam and Julia Kadmons, a sophisticated, sexy, globe-trotting husband-and-wife...
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