Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Amer. Werewolf remake?

Oy, here we go again. Looks like we’re getting another AMERICAN WEREWOLF movie in the near future. But will it be a remake, or a sequel? There are some conflicting reports… The homeboys over at Bloody Disgusting originally reported that...
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A Slacker Revenge story

Award-winning director Simon Fuller (THE LIVING AND THE DEAD) sent us an email talking up his latest picture, called RED WHITE AND BLUE, so we’re going to give the man his due and pass the info along to you fine...
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Oldboy redo still on

Even a speedbump the size of a legal lawsuit can’t stop the OLDBOY remake from moving forward. Listen, I’m not prepared to explain to you the intricacies of a court battle going on between the publisher of the original OLDBOY...
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Hills Run Red poster

Here you get a look at the DVD/Blu-Ray art for the straight-to-DVD Warner Bros. release, THE HILLS RUN RED. The nasty flick – which has been getting very positive buzz recently from people lucky enough to see it – comes...
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New Carriers poster

It’s been a little while since we’ve heard something from the CARRIERS camp, but now we’ve got this – the new poster for the disease-ridden flick, which stars Chris “Captain Kirk” Pine, Lou Taylor Pucci, Christopher Meloni, Piper Perabo, and...
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House/Devil this Oct.

Another flick with a status up in the air is coming down to Earth. This time it’s Ti West’s THE HOUSE OF THE DEVIL, which premiered earlier this year at the Tribeca Film Festival. We received a press release announcing...
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Superbeasto is coming!

Well, looks as though it’s not going to be all homeless Michael Myers and Scout Taylor-Compton screaming like a banshee in the world of Rob Zombie this year. That’s because his long-awaited foray into twisted animated territory is finally getting...
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Jigsaw’s Horror Nights

Jigsaw is moving to Universal Studios! Not the SAW franchise, which is still owned by Lionsgate; the torture trap-loving serial killer is bringing some of his wares to the Universal theme parks in Florida and Hollywood, joining “Halloween Horror Nights”....
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Cool District 9 ad!

UPDATE: I’ve just read that DISTRICT 9 is rated R for “bloody violence and pervasive language.” The Peter Jackson-produced DISTRICT 9 is a fascinating project in many ways. It’s incredibly under-the-radar, at a time of year when studios are resorting...
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3 Orphan tv spots!

Warner Bros. and Dark Castle’s new horror flick ORPHAN is generating a healthy bit of buzz right now. Not for any good reasons, mind you; the flick is stirring up shit with the adoption community, who apparently believe the movie...
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