Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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WWZ update

Ever since I read it, I’ve been wondering what a WORLD WAR Z movie might look like. The book doesn’t necessarily scream adapt me, but some of the scenarios within it are certainly ready for prime time. Last year, it...
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Rosemary’s Baby is dead

Having just brought you a scoop about one of Platinum Dunes’ next films, I have another one about a remake they are not doing. That would be ROSEMARY’S BABY. You can all sigh in relief now… While not groundbreaking news...
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Voorhees back in 2010!

I had the extreme fortune to recently visit the set of a certain major horror remake last week. While there, I was able to sit down (with a handful of other journalists) with the producers of said remake. The producers,...
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Predators director might be…

Take this strictly as rumor right now. Bloody Disgusting is reporting that Robert Rodriguez has chosen a director for his PREDATORS flick, one Neil Marshall. Marshall, I’m sure you’ll recall, is the nutty Englishman behind DOG SOLDIERS, THE DESCENT, and...
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Mothgirl teases

The very definition of a tease, here is a brief look at MOTHGIRL, a flick that is still in development, but based on this, I hope it gets rolling and fast. Looking like a Jean-Pierre Jeunet film, this thriller from...
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Elsewhere trailer

Even though it just came out on DVD last week, I’m intrigued by this little flick ELSEWHERE. Mostly because it has a hot chickadee named Tania Raymonde in it. Fans of ABC’s “Lost” will recognize Raymonde as “Alex”, Ben’s daughter....
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Alien reboot hits snag

Last month, word came in that 20the Century Fox was prepping a reboot/prequel/whatever the f*ck of the ALIEN franchise. The project – untitled for now – was to be produced by Ridley and Tony Scott, and directed by one Carl...
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INT: Jennifer Lynch

New Page 1 PRE ORDER THE SURVEILLANCE DVD HERE! READ THE ARROW’S REVIEW OF SURVEILLANCE HERE I can’t say what exactly I expected when I got on the phone with Jennifer Lynch – daughter of legendary David – but I...
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Sexy Piranha bait!

Sweet baby Jesus, I want to see PIRANHA right now. Because if these pictures are any indication, the movie will have bikinis in it. And breasts within the bikinis. And also, piranhas. Best. Movie. Ever. The folks over at Spoiler...
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Greutart on Saw 6

SAW 6 has been surprisingly under the radar for most of the Spring. Maybe it’s because it’s such a part of our lives now that we take it for granted, or maybe we’re all just kind of fed up with...
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