Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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No Vamp in Spidey 4

So last month I wrote a piece about the next potential SPIDER-MAN villain – a topic not usually of interest around these parts, except in this case the potential villain was Morbius The Living Vampire, which could be very cool...
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Action Round-Up #21

New G.I. JOE pics! I know it looks goofy, I know it looks nutty, I know it looks like Michael Bay made it while blindfolded… BUt I don’t care, because I think G.I. JOE looks like a blast. Not necessarily...
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A 3D Shock Labyrinth

Japan is getting into the 3D horror game with THE SHOCK LABYRINTH, which will be the country’s first live-action 3D flick. Directing will be Takashi Shimizu (pictured above, bein’ a pimp), who made about 800 different GRUDGE movies in Japan...
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New Moon stills!

I talk a lot of shit about posting TWILIGHT stories – and about TWILIGHT and general – and at some point you’ve got to think, “why the hell are you still doing it then, douchebag?!” Well, I’m not quite sure,...
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New [Rec]2 trailer!

Here we go kiddies! The new trailer for [REC] 2 is here, and it’s sick. Literally. I don’t want to spoil anything for you, so just take a look at it below. It’s really terrific, and I can’t wait to...
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New moody H2 shot

F*ckin’ TWILIGHT is so far reaching that even Michael Myers is styling his hair like Robert Pattinson’s. Check out that ‘do he’s rocking. That requires lots of mousse and careful primping in the mirror for that special “just got out...
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New Barbarella director?

BARBARELLA is one project that refuses to die, and I’m not entirely sure why. Is the world clamoring for yet another insipid, ridiculous outer space adventure with some tart wearing nothing more than a kinky- okay I’m sold. I totally...
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Bong Joon-ho’s Mother

This has been floating out there for a short while now, but I figured I’d bring it to everybody’s attention since it looks pretty compelling: The English teaser for MOTHER. And what’s MOTHER? (Besides that person who washes your underwear...
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Monster musical coming

Here’s a story I don’t know what to make of. It sounds kinda terrible at first, but for whatever reason, I’m intrigued. Maybe it’s the mysterious nature of it… Variety reports that Universal Pictures and toy manufacturer Mattel are teaming...
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Halle joins Surrogate?

Last week I told you that the randy Dutchman known as Paul Verhoeven is getting back into the sleaze of things with THE SURROGATE, a movie about a couple desperate to have a child who find themselves in an unbearable...
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