Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Cloris in the Field

My dream of seeing a movie with both Tara Reid and Cloris Leachman in it has finally been realized. Leachman joins Reid in THE FIELDS, a thriller about a young boy and his family who are terrorized by an unseen...
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New Moon footage!

It’s not even JUNE yet, and we’re being utterly bombarded by NEW MOON shite already. Prepare for six more months of this folks, because it ain’t going away anytime soon. I understand Summit Entertainment’s desire to strike while the iron...
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FD4 poster!

THE FINAL DESTINATION joins FAST AND FURIOUS as the most ridiculous excuse for a title this year. What’s next, THE SPIDER-MAN? (rimshot) The fourth FINAL DESTINATION flick is coming to theaters this August, and as you can see from the...
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Eli Roth is Endangered

We’ve been hearing Eli Roth talk up his potential big-budget CLOVERFIELD-esque sci-fi action movie for quite a while now, but we’ve never really learned what it might be about, or even if Eli knows for sure. And while we’re still...
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Verhoeven’s next

Just the other day I was talking about one of my favorite genres: the crazy bitch genre. And I was thinking to myself after I wrote it, you know who should make one of these flicks? Paul Verhoeven. God –...
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H.G. Lewis’ Fairy Tale

It’s kind of nice to see that you can still be a twisted motherf*cker at 79 years old. And if anybody can maintain such instability for so long, it’s Herschell Gordon Lewis, virtually the creator of the splatter film. I...
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Alien reboot coming?

Ugh. Let’s be thankful this is only a rumor for now, but the bad boys over at Bloody Disgusting are reporting they have it on good authority ALIEN is getting… sigh… rebooted. The reboot – a prequel, perhaps – is...
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Script Review: NOES

SEE OUR EXCLUSIVE NOES SET PICS HERE Let’s cut to the chase, shall we? Wesley Strick and Eric Heisserer’s screenplay for NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET (no “A” in the title, it should be noted) is as faithful to the original...
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Homecoming trailer

Can one ever get enough of the crazed chick genre? Not me, sir. I love a good twisted ex/lover/roommate/nanny/nurse/crossing guard flick, and HOMECOMING seems to fit snugly into that category. We’ve got the official trailer for your eyes below, so...
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Case 39 int’l dates set

It has been bloody ages since a little movie called CASE 39 was made. Hell, my man Ammon was actually on the damn set – in October of 2006!! Since then, the movie has gotten the MIDNIGHT MEAT TRAIN treatment...
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