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Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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Dinocroc vs Supergator!

It’s a damn slow news day today, folks, but even if it weren’t, I’d still have to tell you about my new favorite movie: DINOCROC VS. SUPERGATOR! Indeed, this kind of revelation is what Memorial Day is all about. Our...
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Action Round-Up #19

Danny Trejo wants VENGEANCE Well, Danny Trejo is finally getting his due. While we still might have to wait around a while for a MACHETE movie, we can take comfort in the fact that the man has his own starring...
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Milf goes to Elm St.

A NIGHTMARE ON ELM STREET, which has just begun production in Chicago, continues to cast up, as another name has been added to the Springwood population. Connie Britton, known to most as the female lead in the critically acclaimed show...
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Ellis takes hostages

Bret Easton Ellis is digging further into the movie business. Last month I informed you that he had written a screenplay for the film version of his novel LUNAR PARK, which may star Benicio Del Toro one day. Well, the...
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Movie News

The Crypt trailer!

Just yesterday, my homeboy Mike C. brought to your attention some images and a synopsis for a creepy-lookin’ crumpet known as THE CRYPT. Not one to be outdone, I have bested him and present to you the trailer for the...
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Review: Drag Me To Hell

NOTE: Look out for The Arrow’s own review of the film next week! PLOT: If you’re seen the ads, you know the story. Christine Brown (played by an adorable Alison Lohman) is a semi-rising star at a California bank, coveting...
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RA: Nighthawks

NIGHTHAWKS (1981) Rating: 3.5 out of 4 /Buy the DVD Here Tagline:One man can bring the world to its knees. And only one man can stop him. Directed by Bruce Malmuth Starring: Sylvester Stallone, Rutger Hauer, Lindsay Wagner, and Billy...
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IFC likes the Antichrist

Though there was never really any doubt in my mind, it’s good to see that Lars Von Trier’s ANTICHRIST has found itself a distributor for here in the States, and we’ll definitely be able to get a peek at this...
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Cast gets Wicked

The blandest homepage you’ve ever seen has recently been updated with cast and crew announcements for the film SOMETHING WICKED, currently shooting in Oregon. It’s been more than a few months since we’ve heard anything about this film; back then...
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Cool Hisss pics/trailer!

Damn, this movie looks weird. Not a huge surprise as it comes from David Lynch’s daughter, but still, I don’t really know what to make of it. It seems to be taking its crazy premise seriously, which I can dig,...
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