Film Critic

Favorite Movies: Jaws, Star Wars Trilogy, Aliens, Citizen Kane, The Third Man, Dawn read more of the Dead ('78), The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ('74), Fargo, Miller's Crossing, Reservoir Dogs, The Manchurian Candidate ('62), Taxi Driver, Back to the Future, Stand by Me, Shaun of the Dead, Boogie Nights, La Dolce Vita, 12 Angry Men, The Birds, Touch of Evil

Likes: Film, Beer (who the hell DOESN'T around here?!), writing, NY Mets, read more The Jets, Girls who love film AND beer (at the same time), Jazz, Deadwood, The Wire, The Office, The Twilight Zone, Cormac McCarthy, Graham Greene, Stephen King, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Scorsese, Spielberg, Halloween season, Marvel movies, Breaking Bad, The Walking Dead, Ash vs Evil Dead, Game of Thrones, Edgar Allen Poe, Mother Nature

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The Road trailer

At long last, we have a trailer for THE ROAD, John Hillcoat’s adaptation of Cormac McCarthy’s grim and brilliant Pulitzer Prize winning novel, about a man and his son’s quest through a barren hellscape populated by brutal cannibals, black dust,...
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New True Blood poster

Here’s a treat for all you “True Blood” fiends out there, a brand spanking new poster, courtesy of Entertainment Weekly. I haven’t watched more than one episode of the show, so I don’t know if that image is a big...
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Sorority Row poster

This October is packed with horror flicks, and SORORITY ROW might just be the wild card. I visited the set back in October (read my report HERE) and from what I could tell this should end up being a fun...
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Chloe poster

Speaking of bland, unremarkable posters, here’s the promo one-sheet for CHLOE, which is currently at the Cannes Film Festival. Like HALLOWEEN 2, this will most likely not end up being final, which is good, because this is the stuff of...
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Killer Belle movie

Not every famed serial killer has had their story brought to the big screen, at least not yet. But one truly chilling killer’s tale is finally making its way to the celluloid stage, that of Belle Gunness, America’s most prolific...
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H2 poster NOT real!

So a week ago, I hit you with this poster for HALLOWEEN 2, which is so bloody terrible that I ventured a guess it was Rob Zombie who made it, as it couldn’t really be an actual one-sheet for a...
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Messengers 2 trailer

If there’s anything I’ve been craving, it’s a sequel to THE MESSENGERS. That bland, emotionless trifle of a Lifetime Movie really kicked my ass, and the sequel better do the same or so help me God I’ll- ah who am...
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[Rec] director’s next

One of the two directors of [REC] is branching out on his own for an English-Language thriller entitled FLATMATE. (Not to be confused with THE ROOMMATE, currently shooting with Leighton Meester and Minka Kelly; at least I don’t think it’s...
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Toolbox 2 trailer!

If a powerhouse B-movie cast is what you seek, then you can’t do much better than TBK: THE TOOLBOX MURDERS. It’s got Tony Todd, Jeffrey Combs, and Lance Henrikson in the house, as well as “Charmed” warlock Brian Krause. Oh,...
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Carriers trailer!

Hey kids, happy f*ckin’ Monday. I know this day sucks for all of us, so let’s try and get into a good mood the best way possible: Watching a deadly virus wipe out humanity! See, there’s a warm smile growing...
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